An Advent Calendar of Stories
December 12 2014
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Roger
Noons
Pinot
Noir
‘Your mother tells me
you’re going out tonight?’
‘Yes,
we’re going to see Lady Windermere’s Fan at the Theatre Royal.’
‘The man who’s taking you …’
‘Brian, yes?’
‘What’s he like?”
‘Usual, one head, a torso, two arms, two
legs, although I’ve not actually seen his legs …’
‘That’s not what I meant …’
‘Dad, I’m thirty two.’
‘Yes, I know but … are his intentions …
honourable?’
‘I bloody well hope not, otherwise I’ve
wasted seventy quid on a revealing, fuchsia, silk top and another fifty on
slinky, black pants.’
‘You’re surely not going to the theatre in
trousers?’
About the Author
Roger Noons is a regular contributor to CafeLit and has
delighted us with many of his stories. He is also included in the Best of series.
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