Showing posts with label Wendy Pike. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wendy Pike. Show all posts

Friday, 27 August 2021

Betrayed for Gold

 

by Wendy Pike

a double gin & grapefruit


Sunbeams bounce over a restless, ever-moving mosaic.  A myriad of tiny jade triangles rustle in sync with an indecisive, intermittent breeze, which demands immediate compliance, whatever its whim.  Repeatedly yet fleetingly, sunlight transforms selected leafy tesserae into a mesmerising light show of silvery-white twinkle lights.  The illuminations sparkle and shift, creating random patterns to decorate and celebrate the tree.  Its moment to shine.  Its pure, simple summer beauty.

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A brutish, banana-yellow, metal arm swipes viciously towards the tall, straight, white trunk.  Theres a sickeningly, loud thud as it makes contact.  The unexpected violence is met with strong resistance.  And shock.

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Tree report:  Silver Birch.  Category C (removal will generally be acceptable).

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The Woodland Trust:  Silver birch provide food and habitat for more than 300 insect species.

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The majesty of this silver tree has quietly reigned for more than half a century, just the other side of our garden fence.  Its presence, a constant barometer of the changing seasons whilst bestowing a sense of consistency and stability.  

 

The tree has withstood the record-breaking super-heat of recent summers and freezing winters of frosts, hail and snow as well as rain, gales and storms.  When 15 million trees did not, it survived hurricane-force winds of 90 miles an hour and upwards, in The Great Storm of October 87.

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An engine revs fiercely in rapid, short, impatient grunts.  Dark clouds of choking exhaust belch out.  Beeping noises. Green and amber lights flash on top of the hired digger. The menacing machine, a lobster-like giant, looks every inch the sinister villain its about to become.

 

Theres another sickening thump as the claw at the end of the clumsy appendage swings and smacks even harder into the towering trunk.  Branches clatter loudly and the tree sways violently from side to side.   Disbelief.  They cant be taking the tree down!  Can they?

 

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Category C trees are of low quality.

 

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Woodpeckers and other hole-nesting birds often nest in the trunk, while the seeds are eaten by siskins and greenfinches.

 

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Like an elegant, white-stockinged lady in a long, full, swishy skirt of green, dancing a delicate, rhythmic sway, pendulous branches twist and swirl in a light breeze.  Whirling leaves gather pace as the invisible force builds, becoming more insistent.  A crescendo of rippling leaves flutter in a frenzy on the twirling, trailing branches, collectively making a whooshing sound, reminiscent of falling rain.  Then the tempo switches, stilling and quietening in time to the gradually receding, gentle whisper of wind which leads this graceful ballet, resting only briefly before the dance eagerly starts up again.

 

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A diesel engine growls and groans up a chromatic scale as the dispassionate man with a job to do, deftly operates the levers, using the hydraulic arm and claw in a sustained, brutal attack, incessantly punching the tree.  His intention to bully it into submission by battering it harder still only rocks the tree sideways.  Its sinuous anchors hold fast in the ground, returning the tree to upright after every powerful blow.

 

Increasingly more force is exerted, rocking the tree more violently, the engine groaning and screaming, near the top of its limit now.  And still the roots hold firm.  Green and amber lights flashing.  Beep, beep, beeping.  Then disturbing, heart-breaking sounds as the tree finally concedes and starts to yield.

 

Loud creaking, cracking, ripping, snapping and crunching as in full slo-mo horror, its roots are savagely wrenched from their home in the nut brown soil, their grip relinquished reluctantly.  In an undignified end, gravity takes control.  The tree topples.  The pretty, paper-white trunk, peppered with stripy etchings of charcoal grey in its bark, is razed to the ground.  An extensive soil covered root ball, now pointing skywards, exposing itself to the elements.  One final, almighty crash and the tree is reduced to firewood as it smashes to the earth.  Gone.  The engine stops.  Then nothing.  Silence.

 

Theres substantial space in the skyscape, which moments ago was filled with verdant leaves, burnt umber branches and a choir of birdsong.  Stunned silence.  No words yet to formulate the grief to come.  Bewilderment initially with just a growing hint of sadness which will soon overwhelm a colossal sense of outrage, shock and loss.  Still disbelief.  Nature versus man and machine.  This was never going to be a fair fight. 

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Category C:

    Tree may have limited life expectancy.

    They contribute very little to the amenity of the locality.

    Not considered a constraint against development.

 

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In early Celtic mythology, the birch symbolised renewal and purification.  It is also used as a symbol of love and fertility.

 

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So now, rising like an aggressive alien beast in a sci-fi horror, a silver-foil covered, wooden carcass and roof trusses for a pair of spatially challenged, semi-detached houses have sprouted from the earth.  Rather near the spot in an old allotment orchard where that glorious silver birch thrived before it was felled, without a second thought, to make way for them.  Its passing didnt raise eyebrows or make the headlines:  Silver tree betrayed for gold.

 

That beautiful tree was in the way.  Mans needs and greed decreed it had to go.  No matter that the tree provided food, shelter and shade for wildlife.  Its wide-reaching roots helped to enrich the soil, gathering nutrients from further afield and its fallen, lemony, Autumn leaves, recycled by nature, returned their goodness back into the chestnut earth.  That it helped the planet by filtering out pollution and storing carbon, giving off oxygen and stabilising the soil.  It wasnt just a tree.  Or of little value.  Its contribution was massive.

 

When its dark, things look bleak, you wonder when that orange, glowing ball of hydrogen and helium at the centre of our universe will ever shine again.  But it is a true star.  It always does.  Its essential, life-giving, radiating energy, warming, uplifting and illuminating.  You just have to be patient and wait.  Or, if youre impatient, you can always reverse the inky gloom by lighting a candle yourself.

 

The magnificent, mature, indigenous, silver birch, so irreverently torn down, is surely irreplaceable?  Yet in the sorrow of its forced departure, not the marigold glow of a candle but a golden spark, a seed of an idea, burns bright.  Something can be done.  And it feels like a small step in the right direction.  An act of renewal and love.  We  shall plant a sapling.

 

About the author 

Wendy writes newsletters and press releases for work. In her spare time enjoys writing stories. A few of her tales have previously been published by CafeLit. See her author page here. Check out her blog: www.newswoozle.wordpress.com

Tuesday, 17 August 2021

Excess Baggage

 

by Wendy Pike

cha yen (Thai iced tea)

 

She isn’t the least bit friendly, barely tolerates her family and tends to bite when stressed.  On top of that she’s a poorly, elderly lady, potentially on her last legs.  And quite the prima donna.  Plus she only responds when spoken to in Thai.  In fact, Foxy hasn’t got much going for her in terms of pet pooch appeal apart from her vixen-like looks and vulnerability.  Yet she is one hell of a lucky bitch.

    

     Right about now (early August) she’ll be boarding a plane with my cousin in Bangkok to start the first leg of a six thousand mile journey to her new, forever kennel in Essex.

    

     Exercising her massively kind heart and ever championing the underdog, my little cuz adopted the stray after it beat a path to her door to ravenously devour the food she regularly left out for a pack of local soi (street) dogs.  Initially, hunger helped the malnourished mutt to bond with my cousin’s family. In time and on the dog’s terms, despite remaining wild at heart and understandably standoffish, the somewhat ungracious Foxy lived with them, allowing herself to eventually become their cherished family pet.

   

    Sadly, at the beginning of the year Foxy fell ill and had to undergo a (costly) life-prolonging operation.  Consensus was there were only a few months’ life left in the old dog.

 

     ‘We honestly thought Foxy was knocking on heaven’s door.  We were expecting her to cark it at any moment,’ my cousin said.  But every dog has its day and much to Little Cuz’s surprise, Foxy outfoxed that notion, recovering well.  So, this spring the family was dogged by an enormous dilemma.  Due to leave Thailand at the end of their work contracts in the summer, what was to become of Foxy? 

 

     Cruelly return her to the dog eat dog world of the capital’s streets, overrun by hundreds of thousands of unwanted soi dogs, fending for themselves?

 

     ‘Drop her off outside a temple along with a few tins of Pedigree Chum,’ suggested one anonymous friend.  It would have been the cheapest alternative.  But there was never a dog’s chance such a heartbreaking solution would ever be a viable option.

 

     At much expense and after:  microchipping, a rabies jab followed by an antibody test, worming and all the necessary veterinary certificates, dog passport, export licence, buying an approved flying crate and travel tickets, Foxy is emigrating to England.

 

     While the rest of the family flew ahead on a direct flight to London, to comply with pet vaccination regulations, my cousin had to stay on in Thailand until Foxy was allowed to fly.

 

     A flight straight to Heathrow, at £3k or more for the dogs fare and handling fees, was out of the question.  Instead she is taking a more cost effective route.  Flying, with my cousin, to the Netherlands, Foxy’s globe-trotting journey starts as checked in, excess baggage!  From there the pair will take a ferry to Harwich and taxi ride home, where they’ll have to quarantine.  Itll be my cousin not Foxy who must isolate for 10 days because of Covid travel rules, Thailand being on the Amber List. 

 

     I’m counting down the days until I can see my cousin and family again.  Weve not seen each other for a few years.  Although I am getting increasingly nervous about making Foxy’s acquaintance.  I can only hope she’ll be all bark and no bite.  Alas her reputation for nipping travels before her.

 

About the author 

Wendy loves writing short stories. A few of her tales have previously been published by CafeLit and Chapeltown Books in The Best of CafeLit 9 & 10 and Covid 19: An Extraordinary Time. Check out her blog: www.newswoozle.wordpress.com.

Wednesday, 7 April 2021

The Kooky Cat

 

by Wendy Pike

takeaway latte

 

The kooky cat who enjoys going for a drive,

But only with her humans Doris and Clive,

Rides in complete luxury in a big, silver car,

Chauffeured around like a feline rock star.

 

The cute ginger tabby who relishes road journeys,

Chaperones her family in their massive Mercedes.

When she tires of the scenery and fancies a nap,

She favours the dashboard shelf over Doris lap.

 

The marmalade cat who savours adventure,

Joins her people for a morning thirst quencher.

She happily escorts them to elevenses coffee,

But insists shes home in time for her tuna fish tea.

 

The friendly puss who loves trips to the cafe,

Waits in the car whilst Clive gets a takeaway.

She and Doris peer through the glass to spy,

Other humans and cars busily rushing by.

 

The curious kitty who embraces each escapade,

Vexed her folks when she took flight and strayed,

Outside the car by the coffee shop, into the road,

Straight into the path of a lorry!   Luckily, it slowed.

 

The fearless moggie who delights in danger,

Found herself in a jam, until a kindly stranger,

The cat-loving trucker, plucked her from harm,

Gently tucking lucky puss under his muscly arm.

 

The naughty mouser who simply longs to explore,

Was scolded for wandering through the open door, 

And half scaring to death dear, doting Doris and Clive,

Who were so relieved shed returned to them still alive.

 

The kooky cat who enjoys going for a drive,

But only with her humans Doris and Clive,

Rides in complete luxury in a big silver car,

Chauffeured around like a feline rock star.

About the author

Wendy writes newsletters and press releases in her day job and explores her interest in reading and writing creative non-fiction in her spare time. A few of her life writing tales have previously been published by CafeLit.