Friday, 16 December 2016

An Alternative Nativity


Laura van Weegen

An iced black guillermo

(an espresso over a couple slices of lime)

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@The1TheOnlyBigG     
Finally I've 'done' the deed. I’m going to be a daddy. :o>
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@JoeDaCarpenter                                                                            
@The1TheOnlyBigG The "virgin" mother is about to pop & I’ve got to pay the bleeding tax. #GiveUsASubMate #RipOffJudea
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@MaryDollBC                                                                                    
In a stable having a baby!!! Scared but can’t change my mind now. LOL. Hope @The1TheOnlyBigG can make it. ;)
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@The1TheOnlyBigG                                                                          
Alas no but remember @JoeDaCarpenter #GoodGuy #HesAKeeper
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Proud of ya @MaryDollBC & good news is he has all his essentials #JesusAFutureSuperStar
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@MaryDollBC                                                                                                       
One proud mama but going to have to change my Twitter account to @MaryDollAD. #1stWorldProblem.  ;D
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@ImABaadBoy                                                                                 
Work slow but anyone else seen ... #NewStarInSky. Sod the sheep tonight I off to check this out. Boom! Who’s coming?
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@PeteTheFollower                                                                            
@ImABaadBoy Where you at, want to join the fun??
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@ImABaadBoy                                                                                    
@PeteTheFollower Bethlehem. Get here quick, it’s all about to kick off!!!
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@The3Hipsters                                                                                  
Woah #NewStarInSky #JesusAFutureSuperStar - Do u see a link? We do.  #Booyashaka!!!  Going to buy cool stuff for the wee man!
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@JoeDaCarpenter                                                                                               
#WasntExpectingThat @The3Hipsters @TheBaadBoy Thanx for gifts & stuff @MaryDollBC is delighted.
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@The3Hipsters                                                                                              
#JesusAFutureSuperStar Watch out for his tour people, he's going to be huge. #YouHeardItHereFirst
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@JoeDaCarpenter                                                                    
Knackered.com but need to get the boy on the road #TheTourStartsNow #JesusAFutureSuperStar, first stop Egypt.
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About the Author
Laura likes playing with new forms of language and is partial to a bit of #Flash. #JustSaying  ;)

Published December 16 2015

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