Grace had seen the future in her mother and was not having it. Parchment skin that bruised at the slightest touch. The lingering smell of incontinence in the corridors of the nursing home, despite all attempts to mask it. Immigrant staff who did their best to be kind when feeding mush into one end and wiping it up at the other. Through it all, her mother sitting, vacant but seemingly anxious and recognising no-one, including Grace. So Grace stopped visiting and looked at family photographs instead, so that she could remember who her mother was.
She continued to teach at high school out of force of habit. Dedication and idealism had long left the building. Until the day Bruce came home and found her sitting on the back verandah with a half empty bottle of red for company. ‘Pupil-free day?’
Bruce fetched a glass, re-joined her and waited.
‘I gave my screenagers a general knowledge test this morning. I wept through most of lunchtime and then retired.’
So began her ‘new’ life. Except it wasn’t. Picking away at the edges of painting, re-reading her favourite novels, digging out her recipe books and experimenting. Soon she realised there was no going back.
No going back to a life she had loved when she was another person. Endlessly curious, scathingly witty, travel-obsessed, and in her element entertaining people she found interesting, with Bruce ultimately proving the most interesting of all. No going back to raising Jane and Simon, now voices down the line from far-flung cities. And no going back to the fantasy of finding at least a handful of students who would escape the suburban mire.
So she decided it was time to go. Mere existence held no appeal. She and Bruce had discussed ‘the end’ many times and despaired at society’s obsession with longevity. As they sat drinking coffee outside cafes, they watched ancients on walking frames shuffling their way to the chemist for more of whatever was keeping them alive.
They got the ‘fear of the unknown’ thing but could never really understand why more people just didn’t say ‘Bugger this for a joke.’ Except you couldn’t. Guns not handy these days, razor blades messy for whoever found you, chemists making sure you couldn’t stockpile your potions, and just as likely to fall off the chair before you could manage to hang yourself. And of course the nanny state forbade such crimes against humanity unless doctors said your case was hopeless and you’d already been in agony long enough to deserve an early minute.
So they’d agreed. Whoever decided first that they had had enough would help the other one. And the Devil take the hindmost became their wry catchcry.
‘Grace,’ Bruce said, as they sat, in their re-cycled ancient armchairs on the back verandah, watching dusk descend upon on ‘The Farm’, aka the backyard patch they had laboured long and hard to rescue from suburban desertification.
Knowing she was listening, he continued, ‘When did you first decide that you loved me?’, he said.
She paused in her thoughts about the soursobs and how she should have nuked them, rather than having to keep pulling them out.
Eventually she said, ‘When you told me how much you regretted buying the cow.’
Not long after they first met, he told her that one Christmas, in a fit of idealism and youthful sanctimony, he’d decided to buy all of his family a sponsored animal in Africa. You know the sort of thing. A card reading ‘Congratulations, you just bought two goats for an impoverished family in Kenya.’
Everyone else seemed pleased with their non-gift (or at least said they were), but as his mother opened hers, she could not conceal her disappointment in having bought a cow. Written on her face was a look of unforgivable betrayal of the annual present-giving ritual.
Every year thereafter, when he handed her his Christmas gift, that look would return to her face and she would glance at the card attached as if it were a live hand grenade and say ‘Thank you, I’ll open it later. I must see to lunch.’
Grace and Bruce re-lived the scene in their minds, silently
‘The tomatoes are just about finished’, he said. ‘The birds can have what’s left.’
‘I’ve taken the screen off the top of the fish-pond,’ she said. ‘The bin-chickens can have a banquet.”
‘I’ve left a note on the table for Sarah to take the chooks and the mobile hutch. The kids will love taking care of them.’
‘Has Arfer gone to sleep now?’ she asked. He reached down into the dog’s basket and there was no rise and fall from his belly. He nodded in his wife’s direction. They knew he’d pine once she was gone.
‘I’m ready’, she said. ‘Do you have everything organised for the continuing adventures of Bruce.’
Grace looked at her drink.’
‘Are you sure there’s enough? I want to go now. No mistakes.’
He recalled bringing back the phenobarbital from his last business trip to the States and the frisson of feeling like an international drug smuggler.
Bruce nodded so she raised her shot glass and swallowed.
‘Before I go,’ she said, ‘when did you decide that you loved me?’‘When I told you about the cow and my mother and you said, ‘Perhaps you could have given
her a flute. It would have matched her pursed lips nicely’.
They closed their eyes, mirth playing on their ageing faces, as the sun set over The Farm, and over their journey together, for the last time. Bruce waited, to be sure, and then slipped out the back gate that he’d used when he came home that day.
The inevitable intrusion came. Bruce opened the door swiftly, startling the middle-aged man in the hi-viz jacket planted on the veranda, bearing a six-pack. He closed the door again, just as swiftly. Mission accomplished. By this evening, the word would be around to not bother with that rude, ungrateful sod at old Mrs. Carmody’s place.
Bruce had moved to the sparsely populated country town after Grace’s death ended the only worthwhile conversation left in his universe. All he craved was silence and isolation. His modest savings stretched to a small, solidly built weatherboard cottage and he’d calculated that he had enough to last. He had his castle and his solitude was his keep.
He would write, grow vegetables, chop wood and read until his silence became permanent. He would keep his social interactions to the minimum required to meet the necessities of existence but not meet the social contract to exchange meaningless drivel while he was doing so. No TV and no radio and no newspapers meant that he would be aware of Armageddon when it reached his doorstep.
He withdrew cash for his needs at the ATM. He had no computer and no email address, so most of the world had no idea he existed, let alone how to invade, and steal, his time and space.
He hoped the postal service would tarry through his remaining years, providing the conduit for his writing to reach the ever-diminishing audience for such anachronistic pursuits. Yes, he would continue to ‘speak’ but on his own terms. All mail except utility bills and rate notices would be marked ‘Return to Sender’.
Bruce’s only form of human entertainment these days was Julie, who delivered the mail. Well, not so much Julie herself but her reports of the never-ending cavalcade of rumours about him that circulated throughout the town.
Each weekday he’d meet her at the letterbox. Most days there was no actual mail but she would pretend to rummage through her pannier bags for show. You never knew who might be watching.
Their ‘relationship’ began shortly after he moved in to the cottage, with its rambling over-grown garden and mature, if neglected, fruit trees. He was in the process of hacking away mercilessly at a jasmine vine that threatened to engulf two of the only four windows in the cottage and create darkness at noon.
‘That was Mrs. Carmody’s pride and joy once. Loved the smell.’ He looked up to see an orange-vested woman astride a low-powered motorcycle, stuffing junk mail into his letterbox. ‘My name’s Julie. What else are you going to do to the place?’ She waited briefly and then filled Bruce’s silence with ‘Mrs. Delaney reckons you’re going to gut the place and tizzy it all up.’ Bruce turned back to his hatchet job on the jasmine and she rode off. Thus began a comfortable, if eccentric, exchange between Bruce’s silence and the speculations that Julie carried in her bags.
The girls on the checkout at the Co-Op, after briefly entertaining the idea that he was just a rude old bugger like everybody said, thought he must be a mute because he never spoke. He would simply pay and nod and leave. By the end of the month it had become established fact that he’d had throat cancer and had his voice box removed.
The publican, based on the irrefutable evidence that Bruce never visited the pub, concluded that Bruce was clearly a dry alcoholic hiding from his past. Drinking and smoking was obviously what had brought on the throat cancer.
One morning, Bruce woke from a coma-like sleep, brought on by unfamiliar exercise, to the sound of insistent knocking. Threading his arms into his dressing gown, he girded his loins to see off his intrusive neighbour. Flinging the door open, he found the space filled by a uniformed presence with sergeant stripes on his shirt and a gun on his hip.
‘Morning. Thought I’d drop by and introduce myself.’ The face had a professional smile but the eyes said otherwise. ‘Sergeant Bill Stynes.’ Bruce waited.
Stynes said ‘And you would be?’
Bruce produced a notepad and wrote his name on it.
‘Some people in the town have expressed concerns’ he shouted, until Bruce pointed to his ears and gave a thumbs up sign and then in a normal voice ‘.. about your welfare and asked me to look in on you.’
Bruce wrote ‘I’m fine.’
‘Thirsty work, policing. Any chance of a cup of tea?’
Bruce shook his head.
Stynes heel-and-toed his sturdy leather shoes and the smallest of creases appeared in the corner of his mouth.
‘See you around, Bruce.’
A non-committal Bruce closed the door.
After watching Stynes depart, Bruce headed outside to attend to his nascent veg patch. He knew enough to know that the spring soil, having not long come off winter, was still too cold for planting. Besides, he wanted to dig in some manure and compost to the depleted ground. And there was still the fence to repair to keep out the roos and the rabbits.
He was breaking up some hardened topsoil with a mattock when he heard Julie’s approach and went to the letterbox. ‘Hear that the Sarge dropped in. What’d he want?’ Silence. ‘Kevin thought it was probably just an outstanding speeding fine. Or a warrant.’ Silence. ‘Be good to see the garden tidied up. Mrs. Carmody would like that.’ And she rode off.
Of course, Julie was now the go-to person for all matters of local curiosity about Bruce. Although ‘fond’ would be too strong a word, she’d come to feel a little protective of him. So she started her own rumour that, when he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, you could just make out a ‘Who Dares Wins’ SAS tattoo on Bruce’s upper right arm.
Over time, the town exhausted all the possibilities that interested them and bored indifference settled around Bruce. He’d been relegated to a ‘character’ and that suited him just fine.
But the waves of the past would not stop breaking on his far-flung shore.
Bruce opened his door after a sharp, urgent rap. Two rumpled suits with unknotted ties showed him badges. ‘Bruce Arthur Goodman, I am Detective Inspector Thomas and this is Detective Sergeant Willis. I am arresting you on suspicion of the murder of Grace Anne Goodman on or about February 17 last year. You do not have to say anything …’
Bruce knew the rest and he didn’t plan on saying anything at all.
In the interview room, Thomas leaned back in his chair and said wearily. “For the benefit of the tape, Mr. Goodman has waived his right to have a lawyer present. Why’d you do it, Bruce? Was she having it off with someone else? That would set me off. Wouldn’t it set you off, Detective Sergeant Willis?’ ‘It would indeed.’ Willis responded.
‘There’s a pen and paper in front of you, Bruce, if there’s anything you’d like to say’ Thomas offered.
‘I suppose you want to know how we know it was murder. Don’t you, Bruce?’
‘You see, we were never convinced it was suicide. No terminal illness. No history of depression. So we started looking at your business trips before you retired. And we tracked down your source in San Francisco. So, you can keep calling it suicide, Bruce, and claiming you don’t know where she got the drug if you like. But we’re going to call it murder.’
‘We know you can talk’, Thomas said. ‘The locals might be a bit gullible but not us. In my experience, it’s better in the long run to just get it off your chest. Because of your age, you’ll do time in an open prison and you’ll be out in five years. What do you say?’
‘Alright, tell us again what happened.’
Bruce wrote ‘It’s all in my original statement.’
‘Did you attempt to revive her?’
Bruce wrote ‘I didn’t know how.’ Thomas and Willis both laughed. ‘You didn’t know how? You must have seen it on the TV and given it a try!’
Bruce wrote nothing else. He knew they were bluffing; they had no information on his source. He’d found a way to get the drug she needed and he’d found a plausible reason not to be around when she took it. Thomas and Willis were on a mission to make someone pay for having the temerity to end their days as they chose. With Grace dead, Bruce was the logical scapegoat but they needed a confession.
Later that night, Bruce was released without charge. As he was leaving the Police station, Thomas snarled ‘I know you did it, Bruce, and I’m not letting this go. So stick that up your silence.’
After that, Bruce no longer appeared at the letterbox.
When the smell from old Mrs. Carmody’s cottage became unmistakable, Julie finished her round and rode to the Police station to tell them. She looked the Sergeant in the eye and said, ‘Happy now?’
About the author
Doug Jacquier is an Australian who writes stories and poems. He’s lived and worked in many urban, rural and remote places, and he has travelled extensively overseas. His work has appeared in several anthologies. His aim is to surprise, challenge and amuse.
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