Tuesday, 14 April 2026

In The Name of by N. T. Chambers, bloody mary

 “Oh come on… you’re making that up…no guy is really named Rhett!”

 

 

     Without saying a word, he took his driver’s license out of his wallet and handed it to the very cute

 

redhead dressed in a Cat Woman’s outfit he’d just started talking to at his friend’s Halloween party.

 

Smiling at his photo, name and physical description, while grinning and shaking her head from side to

 

side, she bowed slightly while beating her chest and commented, “mea culpa, mea culpa,” as she handed

 

it back to him. She commented he looked different with a pitchfork and horns at the party

 

 

     “Ok, Rhett Doyle, what brings you here tonight? On the prowl, or just wanting to ‘Party ‘til you

 

 puke?’”

 

 

     “Well, Cathy…whose last name I’ve never been given,” he said with one arched eyebrow, “I’m just

 

out and about trying to burn off my millennial angst. Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do on weekends?”

 

 

“It’s Mellotti, and I suppose that’s the plan for a lot of the folks here. Me, I’m just here to people

 

watch and be wingman for a friend out there dancing who has a hard time sitting still when music’s

 

playing.”

 

“Mellotti, huh? Well, that explains the ‘mea culpa.’ Italian last name, probably Catholic…not many

 

folks know Latin these days. Am I right about that?” She shrugged her shoulders while sipping a Sprite.

 

 

     “Half right. My dad’s Italian, my mom’s German – it made for some interesting holiday food choices.”

 

 

“No doubt.” He took a swig from his beer and thought about what he wanted to say next. She watched

 

his uncertainty and uneasiness and smiled to herself.

 

 

     “So, Cathy, you don’t dance, or are you just not one to mingle with the masses? Inquiring minds

 

wanna’ know.” The smiles were simultaneous this time.

 

                                                                                                                                                                                

 

     “Hey, what do you mean,” she feigned punching him on the arm, “I’m mingling now, aren’t I?”

 

 

     “Okay, I suppose so, but I was surprised you were just sitting here all by yourself when I came

 

over. You’re an attractive woman and usually guys will …well, I’m sure you know what I mean….”

 

 

     “Oh, you mean, hit on me? Kind of like you just did?” She laughed and reassured him by grabbing

 

his arm. He could feel his ears getting exceedingly hot the longer she looked his way. He had to turn his

 

head. Priest or not, he was first and foremost a male and she was extremely easy on the eyes.

 

 

     “It’s all right, Rhett, really. You’re the first guy I felt like talking to tonight. Actually, you’re the

 

first guy I’ve felt like talking to in a pretty long time. My friends keep telling me I have this knack for

 

sending out ‘Fuck-off’ vibes in social situations.” He stiffened a bit at her statement. “Oh my God,

 

you’re blushing! Haven’t you ever heard a female say that before?”

 

 

     He was and he hadn’t. It was at that moment he should have told her he was a priest; he chose not to.

 

 

     “Well, let’s just say my experience has been a bit limited in that area, but I get it, I do. Sometimes

 

you just want to be left alone and cool out a bit.”

 

 

     “Wow,” she joked with him, “what century are you from – that’s a golden oldie.”

 

 

     “Yeah, I know, I grew up surrounded by a bunch of old hippies. We kids used to call them ‘hippos’

 

because they never left the 60s and 70s. Guess it rubbed off on me more than I realize.”

 

 

     “I’m betting there are several other worse ways to grow up than yours. At least there was probably

 

some really good weed in those parts, huh?”

 

 

     “Actually, no. My folks and their friends lived in a small commune in eastern Colorado. They settled

 

there because they couldn’t afford the land prices anywhere near Boulder or Estes Park. They worked

 

any odd job they could find to help keep things going. That didn’t leave much time for anything 'recreational' especially drugs. They weren’t very good at farming, so things went belly up near the the year mark. It was sad, really, since they were all good friends and very sweet, moral folks who just wanted

 

to live quiet, peaceful lives.”

 

 

     “So how did you wind up in Chicago?  It’s a long way from Colorado and an even longer way from

 

any mountains.”

 

 

     “If you really want to hear all this, I’ll tell you – on one condition.”

 

 

     She looked at him a bit suspiciously. “And that condition would be ….?”

 

 

     “You have to tell me your story, too.” She smiled as she nodded and simply said, “Deal.”

 

 

     “Both my folks had relatives here in Chicago. In college my dad had driven a bus, shuttling  

 

students around campus. When we arrived here, he went down to the Merchandise Mart and applied

 

at the CTA. He had previous experience putting up with passengers and driving similar vehicles, so he

 

was an easy hire. My mom had a friend at CPD who got her a job as a crossing guard. Not too long

 

after that, with all the sudden economic stability, for the first time in a long time, they got religion. Go

 

figure. Before I knew it, I was sent to an all-boys Catholic school and my idyllic early years were in

 

the rear-view mirror.”

 

 

     Grabbing his arm, she told him, giggling, “Poor baby, I’m so sorry. I feel your pain.”

 

 

     Her comment surprised him and it must have shown on his face. Cathy tried to shift gears by

 

saying, “I mean, sure, you were probably socially retarded, but I’m guessing your S.A.T. scores were

 

through the roof.” That cracked him up and he nearly spewed the slug of Heineken he had just

 

swallowed.

 

 

     “Actually, it wasn’t all that terrible – we had ‘visitation’ right with the all-girl Catholic high school                                                                                                                                            

 

and nature has a way of being …. well, nature.” That remark brightened her smile and they clinked

 

their drinks together in a mock toast.

 

 

     “Okay, how about you. Where are your skeletons hanging?” She smiled and took a deep breath.

 

 

     “I grew up in the suburbs, southwest of the city, closer to Joliet than Chicago. Mom, dad, a dog and

 

two younger brothers. Family life was more like Malcolm in the Middle than Leave it to Beaver.

 

 

     “Sounds perfectly normal to me.”

 

 

     “But wait, there’s more!” Rhett laughed at her allusion to an old local television commercial.

 

 

     “I did ok for grades, hung out with all the right cliques in school – became the newspaper editor

 

and cheerleader; dated my share of asshole jocks … actually, too many asshole jocks. They seemed

 

to like redheads a lot and I seemed to like their attention – also, a lot.”

 

 

     She stopped, took a deeper breath than normal, and then continued.

 

 

      “It was the extended family members who were a problem, my hormone-crazy cousins. They were

 

a big problem. Guy cousins, who, even after we were in high school, wanted to keep playing doctor with

 

me. These guys were pretty much thugs. At only 5’1”, there wasn’t much I could do to stop them.

 

Eventually, my semi-pro football player uncle, their father, found out and stopped them. Unfortunately,

 

he wanted to become Mister Humbert to my Lolita. He figured I ‘owed’ him. I knew if I told my dad,

 

he’d wind up in prison for killing my uncle. So, I kept quiet and prayed for senior year to end – quickly.”

 

 

 

     She stopped talking for a few seconds. Taking a quietly spasmic breath, she sighed so deeply it seemed to shake her entire body before resuming her story.

 

“A week after graduation, I was looking for a job in Carbondale, Illinois, waiting that fall at S.I.U. I never came back home once during the four years I was down there. During my freshman year, I made a life-changing decision. I was done with men, completely and forever.”


     Rhett swallowed hard at her last statement. He understood the decision she had made, but it left

 

him feeling sad. He chalked up that sentiment both to his Irish upbringing and his Catholic sensibilities.

 

After recognizing the root of his emotional response, he mindfully buried it without a second thought as

 

she continued.

 

 

     “It took me a while to explore the idea of dating women – it was a completely new territory. Sure,

 

there were some poor choices at first, but that happens to anybody in that sort of situation. Overall,

 

though, I found that, at least for me, women were gentler in the way they spoke, the way they touched

 

and the way they looked at life in general. I was no longer an object, I was a person – and that’s what

 

made life livable again for me. They also seemed to be a whole lot more honest”

 

 

     Throughout her monologue, Rhett’s eyes grew bigger with each revelation while his mouth kept

 

opening wider in disbelief. Given his original assumption about this attractive, petite, bright young

 

woman, he found himself wholly surprised by all of it. In his head, the phrase that kept coming to him

 

was, How typically male of me! When she finished speaking, there was a pronounced silence – as if no

 

one else was in the apartment – no voices, no music, no noise – just basic, muted shock. He studied the

 

pain and sadness still locked in her face – especially behind her eyes. It was the pain of lost time, lost

 

possibilities and, more than anything else, lost innocence. He noticed how her narrative seemed to have

 

diminished her body as well. She was looking at the floor when he walked over to her, gently touching

 

the left side of her face.

 

 

     “Cathy …. I’m …. I’m so sorry you had to go through any of that … nobody should ever have to ….”

 

 

     She shed the tiniest of tears.

                                                                                                                                                                                    

 

     “I don’t know why I told you any of that … I don’t have a clue. I’ve never confessed that to anyone

 

before …. my friends, roommates …. certainly not my family …. you’re just so comfortable – so easy

 

to talk to.” She took another deep breath. “I’m sorry …I’m becoming a blubberer and I hate people

 

who blubber…”

 

 

     Trying to lighten things up a bit, he quipped, “Blubberer? There’s one I haven’t heard in a while.”

 

 

     They gave each other a weak smile and he found himself holding her hand trying to reassure her.

 

 

     “Wow, and I thought my commune story was a load to handle, but sheesh, Cathy, truly, I’m in awe

 

of your resilience and strength. Whether you realize it or not, you’re a force of nature, kiddo. I probably

 

should have told you this upfront, but you should know I’m ….”  

 

 

     With a break in the music people started drifting around the apartment in search of friends and

 

drinks. Looking through the crowd, Rhett recognized a girl with waist-length brunette hair whom he

 

had met about six months earlier in a professional setting. She was dressed as an Indian squaw, complete

 

with a feathered headband, and was heading straight towards Cathy and him. Bad timing was the first

 

thought that popped into his mind.

 

 

     The girl, whose name he could not remember at all, had met him at the planned parenthood clinic

 

where he weekly volunteered. She was totally indecisive regarding what to do. She was fairly certain

 

she was at least a month into a pregnancy, and admitted there were a few paternal possibilities, none

 

with whom she was interested in raising a child.

 

 

    By doctrine, Rhett knew the way he was supposed to steer her decision. By instinct, he felt that this

 

person, who already had made some questionable life choices, would most likely make a few more as

 

a mother. He decided to put doctrine on the back burner and allow her to make her own decision. After

 

their third counseling session, she never returned.

 

                                                                                                                                                                                     

 

 

     Working her way through the other costumed guests, the girl came closer. Seeing her, Cathy smiled

 

broadly and greeted her friend with a longish hug.

 

 

     “Ah, the ‘dancing queen’ has returned! Janis, I want to introduce you to a new friend, Rhett Doyle.

 

Rhett, will you please meet my significant other of three months, Janis.”

 

 Not missing a beat, Janis extended her hand and greeted him with the sweetest of smiles. At the same

 time, her eyes were looking at him plaintively.

 

Well, he thought, this should be interesting.

 


Bio:

N.T. Chambers, former teacher and therapist, writes about the emotions, events, and experiences intrinsic to the huma condition. The author has had over 60 poems, short stories, and essays published in more than 50 different venues.

 

   

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