Friday, 10 April 2026

Flour Babies By Karen Regen Tuero, espresso


            The course requirement for Health Ed was to carry around flour babies. Because the five-pound sacks of Gold Medal or King Arthur couldn’t go inside backpacks, but had to be cradled everywhere, the assignment was supposed to dissuade sixteen-year-olds from early parenthood. Thelonious frequently forgot his baby at home on the kitchen table, so Mr. McGreeley gave him an extra sack for punishment.

            You’ve got twins!” McGreeley declared to the amusement of Theo's classmates who had him pegged as the last person on earth qualified for fatherhood.

            The sentiment was shared by Theo’s father who said, “God help any kid raised by a knucklehead like you,” only to be contradicted by Theos mother, who retorted, A child should only be so lucky!”

            Vicky was a talented jazz pianist whose history of panic attacks had relegated her to cleaning cages at their neighborhood pet supply store. A skillful landscape painter, Dale had given up his easel to manage databases at the DMV. A short man, he demanded respect.

            Eat your eff-ing lunch or I’ll shove it down your throat,” Dale once yelled at little Theo tucked into his high chair. A smack on the cheek followed. By chance, Vicky was videotaping the meal on their Camcorder.

            Immediately she stopped recording, taking the Camcorder as she whisked Theo into the stroller, comforting him. Circling the block - in sunglasses so anyone inclined to chat wouldn’t see her face - Theo wailed, though the exertion soon put him to sleep.

            Vicky knew that Dale was quick to anger like his own father, and actually a lot like her own pop, but now Dale had crossed a line, and Vicky had the cassette in the stroller basket. Instead of doing one big circle around the block, she pushed the stroller all the way to the police precinct, deciding in the sunshine whether to enter. A thickset matron strode by in a camel trench reminiscent of Dale’s mother, who recently treated them to a trip to Disney World. Vicky rocked the stroller, soothing Theo, who had woken up. Then she turned the stroller around, heading home. Julia - as much a believer in second chances as Vicky’s own mom - would be livid if Vicky entered.

            Vicky was glad she didn’t because Dale showed remorse, spending time with Theo, teaching him to ride the new silver scooter he got him, buckling the shiny helmet carefully under Theo’s chin. But alone in the bathroom, Vicky cried, questioned, and blamed herself for being fooled by Dale, who had sold himself as a good man. He’d been supportive of her love of piano, a fellow feminist who said he understood what her pop put her through. When Vicky was physically unable to produce more tears, she made it to the Steinway, playing until her fingers hurt, later marveling at the restorative power of art.

            But in quiet moments, she wondered: How many good acts does it take to erase one act of evil? Obviously, it wasn’t one good act erasing one bad. But was it, say, ten good acts? Or maybe twenty? Or was it more like one hundred in this case? Could she ever forgive Dale?

            She thought of her childhood, what her mom, Eileen, withstood like a chronic illness. Vicky’s pop used to rage at Eileen like Dale did. Vicky’s pop raged at Vicky, too, and, though her own memory was spotty, might easily have done to her something like what Dale did to Theo in the high chair - minus the physical violence of the smack.

            She recalled Eileen frequently saying not to take Pop's yelling to heart. For whatever reason, Vicky bore no resentment, simply feeling sad for Pop for harboring such fury and unintentionally hurting those he loved.

            As the years marched on for Vicky’s young family, the high chair incident was raised sporadically. Unable to live with the evidence, Vicky had long since thrown out the cassette. However, sometimes when Dale’s temper flared, she would remind him of the incident, and because he knew it was unconscionable and had no way to undo it, he’d become more enraged. Then he’d list his good acts - like teaching Theo to ride the scooter - and accuse her of rubbing the incident in, asking what the hell more she wanted of him.

            Anger management classes? Therapy? But her suggestions were met with winces, curses, stormy exits. His moods stayed unpredictable. Vicky would drive up to the house after taking Theo to piano and see Dale’s white SUV in the driveway and feel her stomach drop. Theo learned to ask if he could go over a friend’s house to do homework, sometimes staying for supper. Going inside her home, withstanding his shouting, Vicky put on headphones or locked herself in her room.

            Theo had no babies at sixteen. In college he met someone and later texted the news of becoming a father.

            Congrats! Well, I’m sure you’ve learned a few things since your flour baby days,” Vicky replied. “Remember bringing home two babies, grousing about Mr. McGreeley? Actually, twins run in my family.” Theo typed LOL.

            She did not meet the baby. Not because she didn’t want to - on the contrary, she ached to. The only news she got was an occasional general text like, “All good.”

            Later, on Instagram, she saw videos of Theo doting on not one, but three babies. Triplets! As much as she tried to have a relationship with Theo’s new family, Theo made excuses. The most recent video showed him feeding three toddlers - all boys - in matching high chairs.

            Theo was an excellent father, Vicky could see. But he did not want her to be part of his life.

            He had told her she didn’t protect him. He said, even now, he was frequently woken by nightmares of his father with his hand raised before the moment of impact.

            She cried. Lost herself in playing “Round Midnight.” And realized that the number of good acts on Dale’s part could never have mattered.

Bio:

Karen Regen Tuero has published short fiction in North American Review, New World Writing, Gargoyle, Lunch Ticket, Potomac Review, Iron Horse, and elsewhere. She holds an MFA from Sarah Lawrence College. For links to many of her published stories, go to: https://linktr.ee/kregentuero

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