Muriel Lean, the Director of Administration’s wife, was not a woman to be trifled with. Her reputation as a gossip with an acerbic tongue, was well known throughout the expatriate community. She arrived unannounced in the compound. Walking up the veranda steps she hammered on the double doors. Ngutor the houseboy, came rushing from the kitchen where he and the cook had been playing checkers. After offering to take her umbrella, she brushed him aside. ‘Where is madam?’ she asked sharply.
‘If you will kindly wait here for a moment, ma’am, I will find her.’
Raising her scraggly eyebrows, she spoke through clenched gold teeth. “Then be quick, boy. I haven’t got all day to waste standing here in this heat.”
Running through the side door, he knew where she was. The bedroom door was open. She was still asleep, and it was almost past one o’clock. He was taken aback and momentarily unsure of what to do. She was lying almost naked, her mouth wide open, one arm hanging down from the bed. There was a fly, like a beauty spot on her cheek. The mosquito net was pulled to one side. She was wearing frilly lace panties, but her pink brassiere was undone, lying loosely over her firm breasts.
He coughed loudly and gave a little tap on the door. She sighed, opened her eyes, then leaped out of bed, hastily dragging a sheet to cover her breasts.
‘Mrs. Lean is here to see you, madam. She is waiting on the veranda.’
Snatching a blouse from a chair, she watched him with contemptuous anger.
‘Show her into the living room,’ she hissed, ‘and don’t you bother knocking on the door anymore?’
‘The door was open, madam, but I knocked anyway.’
‘That will do,’ she said. ‘I’m getting tired of your insolence. Go and fetch a Perrier and some orange juice.’
She slammed the door behind him.
On the veranda, Mrs. Lean was powdering herself and pulling faces into a small hand mirror. Catching sight of Ngutor, she jumped nervously. After inviting her into the living room, she had no sooner sat down when Cynthia appeared, her hair re-arranged, and wearing a gray silk dress.
‘What a pleasure it is to see you again, Mrs. Lean,’ she said, faking an air of delighted astonishment.
They exchanged pleasantries, and Cynthia flattered her with copious and complementary comments about her summery dress and smart hat. After covering the weather, waiting for the rains, the difficulty in obtaining certain British foods, Mrs. Lean asked about the District Officer, Reggie, Cynthia’s husband, and like most old colonials, resorted to exaggeration, saying how he was the smartest and most competent she had known for many years. Then, she proceeded, almost without a pause, to give a current profile of most of the expatriate directors, heads of departments, and their wives. Next on her mental list were the other European workers and, finally, the various missionaries in the area. None were spared her displeasure. She broke off to share how her husband was recovering from a slight fever, then dismissed Ngutor with a wave of her hand as he poured her orange juice. ‘That is sufficient, boy.’
He watched the game as Cynthia forced a smile. They raised their glasses, put them to their lips and, almost simultaneously, set them down again. They smoked. Mrs. Lean talked about her daughter, who was studying in Paris, then started with her list all over again. Cynthia was bored, and wondered why she had come. They hadn’t seen each other for months.
Ngutor was almost dozing on his feet, standing to attention as discreetly as he could next to the refrigerator, when he heard something new. Mrs. Lean had lowered her voice, and he strained to catch everything.
‘It was yesterday, in the afternoon,’ she was saying, then paused. Both ladies looked askance at Ngutor, and Cynthia blushed. They resumed their conversation.
‘You know,’ Mrs. Lean said, ‘yesterday my houseboys almost jumped out of their skins when I caught them on the veranda, pointing at the Chief of Police who was passing by. They were all talking and laughing about him in Hausa. Of course, I don’t understand a word, and never had any interest in learning their language. When I asked what they were saying, they were embarrassed. Then they explained that in the marketplace Randall was called, The one who can’t keep it in his pants.’
She bent over further towards Cynthia, whispering, then they both turned and looked again towards Ngutor. Cynthia lowered her eyes. What had been said? he wondered. Were they talking about him?
‘They are all like that,’ Mrs. Lean said. ‘They’re nosy and indiscreet. And they are everywhere except when you need them.’
The conversation continued. ‘There is so much talk about you, Cynthia. You really must be more careful. It’s not fair to the rest of us. It affects all our reputations. And your behavior is making a laughingstock of your husband. I have heard that they also have a Hausa nickname for him, but it is so vulgar, I won’t even share it with you. If he ever learns of it, I hate to think what he might do.’
Cynthia pulled out a handkerchief she had tucked into her sleeve and wiped off beads of nervous perspiration from her brow. Then she emptied her glass.
‘But you still have some time, since it’s obvious your husband does not know what is happening. Take my advice and end the relationship. Randall’s wife knows what is going on. He has always been a lady’s man. Even enjoyed local women until you arrived. But I fear that both of you have been somewhat indiscreet.’
The two women got up, went onto the veranda, and talked for a short time.
‘And God forbid, Cynthia, that you ever get pregnant. I hope you are taking precautions.’
The five o’clock bugle sounded at the police barracks as the women walked together to the gate at the main road, where the sentry saluted them both.
Cynthia was furious, and as she strolled back to the house, her hands clenched, all she wanted to do was scream. She felt exposed. In a sense, the only thing she had learned was that the whole of Keffi was now aware of her affair. It was the biggest non-secret in town.
***
One month after Mrs. Lean’s visit, Cynthia was still angry. There was tension throughout the compound. During the day when her husband, Reggie, was at his office, staff moved cautiously around the compound, and in the house acted as if they were walking on glass. They went about their business quietly, trying not to draw attention to themselves. Each of them had experienced quick changes in her mood, and it was usually accompanied by shouting and accusing them of not working hard enough. When Reggie traveled on safari, it was completely different. She was initially thrilled. The day he was expected to return was usually horrible.
Reggie had been away for over two weeks. Cynthia and the chief of police had made full use of his absence, and there were still five days remaining. She was bored and decided to write some letters, including one to Randall. Sitting at the dining room table, out of the corner of her eye, she looked at Ngutor cleaning the china cabinet. Then she stood up, went over to a vase of flowers, plucked several petals, and placed them in an envelope. He watched her as she moistened the flap with her tongue and sealed it. ‘After lunch, take this to the Chief of Police.’
‘Yes, madam,’ he said, taking it from her.
‘Is my shower ready?’
‘Yes, madam.’
Her door slammed. A few minutes later, there was the sound of glass breaking as something hit the cement floor, and Cynthia shouting, ‘Damn. Damn. Damn.’ Her voice sounded through the door. ‘Boy, bring a broom and clear up this mess.’
Ngutor recognized what it was. He knew exactly where she had taken it from among her many cosmetics. Each one had its place. He had examined all of them, opened them and held them to his nose. But as much as he had wanted to, he had never sampled any. Why so many? He did not know what each was for. When he showered, he sometimes used palm oil on his feet, but he had to beg the cook for it each time, and Olekwu always wanted something in return.
One of her jars of face cream had fallen and shattered, with pieces scattered all over the room. Moving most of it into a small heap while Cynthia sat at her dressing table cleaning her face, he swept under the bed and unexpectedly, brought out not only pieces of glass, but two small rubber bags, like balloons. Realizing that the sweeping had halted, she turned her head, and seeing that he was trying to turn them over with the broom, sprang up and shouted, ‘Leave them alone.’ As she tried to push them back under the bed with her foot, some liquid squirted out.
‘Get out, get out of here!’ she screamed. ‘You stupid idiot, you don’t know what they are. And don’t look at me like that. No, you have no idea what they are, but I know you’ll talk to the other staff about them, then the whole of Keffi will know. So, I’ll tell you.’
Her eyes were blazing. She poked a finger in his face. Ngutor thought she was about to slap him.
‘They’re condoms,’ she shouted. ‘Contraceptives. Do you even understand what that means? Go tell your friends, Con-tra-cep-tives.’ She emphasized each syllable slowly.
‘Remember that word, then it will be all over the marketplace before nightfall. That will make you into a big man. You will be the one with a new and strange story to share.’
Gathering up as much as he could, he hurriedly left the room, thinking that this would be his last day. She was angry with him and would definitely tell Reggie to fire him. A houseboy who knew as much as he did could never be trusted. The Chief of Police had always said so.
Once he heard her in the shower, he returned to sweep up the remaining glass. About to leave, he suddenly noticed a cigarette lighter on the small nightstand next to the bed. It was not hers or Reggie’s. He knew who the owner was. He had seen it before. Realizing he might be able to use it to possibly save his job, he slipped it into his pocket. Why hadn’t madam given it to him so he could deliver it with the letter? Perhaps she hadn’t even noticed it.
All the way to Randall’s office, he could feel it in his pocket. There was no way he could return it to him. It was on the walk home that the details of the plan came into his head. It was risky, but he had to take a chance. Madam wanted him fired, but the master wanted him to stay. The lighter might just keep him employed!
He could hear the laughter, long before he reached the kitchen, where the staff usually sat in the shade, gossiping. He noticed the sentry was not at his post, but assumed he was taking a regulation tea break.
‘Ngutor,’ he said, as soon as he had taken a seat on an old tree trunk, ‘when will you learn the role of the houseboy? One of these days, you will be in real trouble. When will you grasp that for the whites, you only exist to do their work and for no other reason? Look, I am a sentry. I am nothing. I am just a vehicle that carries a rifle. I am not a person, so they don’t have to worry about me standing for hours in the cold, the heat, or the rain. I am never tired, hungry, or thirsty. It’s all about the gun. The gun keeps them safe. You think they bother about the cook?’
He laughed out loud. ‘Think again. They care only about their stomachs. So what did you do to madam this morning?’
‘I understand what you are saying, but what about the little rubber bags…mustn’t the houseboy...?’
Before he could finish, the sentry burst out laughing again. He couldn’t stop. Finally, with tears running down his cheeks, he said, ‘A chance to laugh like this happens only a few times a year.’
‘What are you talking about?’ Ngutor asked. ‘What’s so funny?’
‘Well, you and madam were arguing this morning over little rubber bags!’ Olekwu the cook added. ‘Isn’t that what you told us?’ He could not continue as he too began to laugh uncontrollably.
‘Come on, tell me, you idiots. What don’t I know?’ Ngutor said irritably.
‘Those whites with their craze for putting clothes on everything even…’ Olekwu could not finish he was laughing so much.
‘Well, to do things properly, a white man puts it on, like a hat or a pair of gloves,’ the sentry said, knowingly, mocking Ngutor’s innocence.
‘That’s it,’ Olekwu added. ‘It’s the right thing for the occasion.’ The two of them burst into another round of laughter.
‘Never mind, Ngutor. It’s always good for us to laugh, wouldn’t you agree? You will not hold it against me, will you?’ the sentry asked.
He smiled, then became serious. ‘You see, your broom went a bit too far. It’s almost as if you had found the chief in bed with madam, or if you had seen her naked. A white woman just can’t let a houseboy see things like that, let alone find, what did she call them, condoms?’ He was struggling not to laugh again.
Cynthia suddenly appeared on the veranda steps.
‘Fetch a broom for me, boy,’ she shouted, advancing towards the group.
Ngutor, quickly ran inside, then reappeared holding one in his hands. Snatching it from him, her blazing eyes told him he knew too much, and she ran into the house.
‘Looks like she is going to clean the bedroom herself,’ Olekwu said.
‘If only she would do her own washing.’ It was Rahila the washerwoman, speaking. ‘I have to clean her sheets after she and her lover have slept together.’ She had remained silent throughout the discussion, but her eyes never left Ngutor. She wanted to talk with him on his own. There was so much more she wanted to know about the white balloons.
About the author
Michael Barrington, is an international writer specializing in historical novels. Four Mile House and No Distance Between Us are his latest novels. Take a Priest Like You is a memoir. He has published more than 60 short stories in the USA & UK. He also blogs on his website: www.mbwriter.net.
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