‘Hey Bill, did you see the paper
this morning?’ asked Joe Miller.
‘No, I didn’t get a chance. I had to
take the kids to school. I didn’t even get breakfast. Do you know if anyone
brought doughnuts in this morning?’ replied Bill Kelby.
‘You’re in luck. The third floor had
extra from their meeting and left the rest here.’
‘Bless their hearts.’ Kelby went
over and got his favorite jelly-filled doughnut with a cup of coffee. ‘So, what
did you want to tell me that you saw in the paper?’
‘Willow Brook Mortuary and Cemetery
is in trouble again.’
‘I’m not surprised. I wouldn’t bury
my dog there. So how many reprimands does that make?’
‘I’ve lost count.’
‘What did
they do this time?’
‘They put the right body in the wrong
casket.’
‘Huh? Was he dressed with the right
clothes? Remember last time they had the wrong body dressed in the right
clothes inside the right casket.’*
‘How can you keep track?’
‘Because I find it appalling, they
are still allowed to operate.’
‘Before that, they put the right
headstone on the wrong grave (the mother’s) and the family was visiting an
empty grave for four years until they interned the father and the cemetery
realized the error and moved the mother’s headstone to right place.’*
‘Wasn’t this cemetery the one that
had a break in and the person who broke in had sex with a dead body.’*
‘Yeah, that’s them so I don’t know
why the state doesn’t close them down.’
‘I can think a few reasons. Money,
influence, and where else would people be interned. The cemeteries in Los
Angeles are almost all owned by large corporations and they are all the same,
offering the same services at the same prices. People tend to go where their
families are interned.’
‘It seems Willow Brook has more
problems than the others. The State Cemetery Commission needs to take control.’
‘I worry someone is going to snap
because of one mistake too many and someone in Willow Brook’s upper management
is going to get his comeuppance. That would be one case we would have trouble
solving.’
‘I think it hasn’t happened until
now because the people the people who are having the problems with the cemetery
have been paid off in some way. People talk a big show and I believe the reason
the cemetery and mortuary have gotten off the hook was because the owners
offered the family of the deceased a discount or free funeral. Remember these
people are grieving. So, by offering them a discount or free services, it
solves the problem until the next problem occurs.’
‘I still think they will make a
mistake once too many and someone will go off the deep end.’
‘We’ll see.’
##
‘What the hell is going on here? We
paid for the deluxe funeral and you put my father-in-law in this…this cardboard
casket? Are you mad? It doesn’t even look like a casket. What are you people trying to pull? I should
call the State Cemetery Commission and make a complaint,’ said Mr. Fitzgerald
all the while his wife is sobbing next to him.
‘I am terribly sorry,’ replied Mr.
Mater, the head mortician and owner of Willow Brook. ‘We will make it up to
you. I’m not trying to make excuses but we have been extremely busy but that
doesn’t justify what happen. We will change everything and it will be perfect
before the viewing this evening and give you a credit on what you paid.’
‘What other mistakes have you made,
huh? I don’t want to come later and find something else has gone wrong. He will
be dressed in the clothes we brought, made up, and embalmed.
‘I assure you we will give your
funeral top-notch consideration.’
‘You better or tomorrow, I will be
calling the State Cemetery Commission.’
Mr. and Mrs. Fitzgerald left. They
were due back at 7 p.m. for the viewing. Tomorrow was the memorial service
followed by the burial in one of the most expensive parts of Willow Brook. It
wasn’t an easy sale despite the fact that the Fitzgeralds had more money than
they knew what to do with. Selling these plots, an entire family section and
not just one plot, worked out to be a good sale, a very good sale. Mr.
Mater knew Mr. Fitzgerald would make good on his promise to call the state. He
was such a prominent man in the state, he probably had friends in Sacramento
(California’s state capital). Mater didn’t need the additional aggravation of
them breathing down his neck. He just got out from under that last
investigation.
Mater walked over to the microphone
and said, ‘Alright everyone, take a break and assemble in the memorial room.’
The staff filed in one by one. Mater
was trying to figure out who was responsible for the practical joke on
switching the caskets.
‘Okay, who was the wise guy who put
Mr. Fitzgerald’s father-in-law in the cardboard box that we use for cremations…
Huh?’ No one said a word. ‘Nobody will leave this room until I have an answer,’
said Mr. Mater.
‘We did,’ said James and George from
the back.
‘I might have known. What are you
two jokers trying to do? Put me out of business. We are trying to be number one
in independent funeral homes. There have been too many mistakes lately. The way
we can be number one is to give personalized service. Our customers are number
one and they tell their friends. Word of mouth. Get it! We must be on our toes
at all times. We have had too many screw-ups recently. We can’t let that
happen.’
‘Weren’t you the one who
tried to squeeze more graves into established areas where people were buried?
Huh? You got caught throwing people’s remains into the undeveloped
portion of the park and had a class action suit against you in which you were
forced to settle out of court for millions.’** said James.
‘I never admitted guilt,’ said
Mater.
‘You didn’t have to but all of us
here know you were as guilty as sin,’ replied George.
‘As long as it wasn’t proven in
court…’ said Mater.
‘You’re such a hypocrite. All we did
was a harmless prank but you did the ultimate desecration,’ said James as he
raised his voice in frustration.
Ignoring the remark, Mater said, ‘If
anyone does anything out of line again, I mean anything… they will be fired.
Get that. FIRED. One the other hand, if someone does something exemplary, that
person will be considered for promotion as I am in the process of buying
another mortuary and will be hiring help so the sword cuts both ways.’
‘Shit…it was just a practical joke,’
said James. ‘We didn’t mean anything by it.’
‘Harmless? These are people who are
grieving the loss of a loved one. You can’t play around with that. One more
mistake and you’re out. Got it?’ said Mater. ‘What about switching headstones
and letting the family go to the wrong grave for four years inoffensive? Had
the father not died, the family would have continued going to the wrong grave.’
‘Well, you’d think they would have
known where they buried their loved one,’ said George.
‘In this park? It’s huge. Even the
gardeners have to read the signs and the front desk must use maps…I’m warning
everyone. No more screw ups.’
##
The
Fitzgerald funeral went off without a hitch. Everything was perfect. Mr.
Fitzgerald acted pleased.
##
Two days later, there was an ad in
the paper on page 2 in big letters. Anyone that has had problems with Willow
Brook Cemetery meet Friday night at Community Room of the Hilton Hotel on
Riverside Drive in Glendale, California. 7 p.m. Refreshments will be served.
It wasn’t signed. It could have been
anyone. The hotel didn’t know who set it up. The bill was paid in cash and the
hotel was given a false name.
Miller and Kelby saw the ad but
there was nothing they could do about it, except wait.
‘Maybe we could get in and see
what’s going on,’ said Kelby.
‘You saw the paper. People who had
problems,’ replied Miller.
‘How would they know?’
‘The person who put this show on
must have a list.’
‘Then all we can do is wait and see.’
**This
one happened in the early 2000s as my mother was part of the class action
lawsuit against the cemetery where my father is interned and she received a
settlement.
##
The place overflowed with people.
The mystery person who set this up was surprised at the turnout. He stood
behind closed curtains; his face was covered by a mask to hide his identity
just in case.
Over the microphone, he said, ‘Please
everyone, take your seats.’ A sound man was there to distort the man’s voice
from possible recognition.
‘I invited everyone here to tell of
your experience with Willow Brook Cemetery. I think we might have a class
action suit,’ said the voice.
What the people didn’t know was his
lawyer was present to witness the event.
‘I’d like to hear your stories,’ the
man said.
One by one people came to the
microphone. Some were minor, some were horrific like things that sounded
actionable for a lawsuit. After two hours, the man thanked those in attendance
and asked them to leave their names and numbers and someone would be in touch.
‘What do you think?’ the man said to
his lawyer.
‘I think you have enough wrongdoings
to go to the State Commission that oversees cemeteries,’ said the lawyer.
‘The State? I don’t want to go to
the State. I want to sue the bastard,’ replied the man.
‘Not with these stories.
Inconveniences, yes, giving back some money, and saying they were sorry, yes,
and then moving forward. But suing? Not enough for a case. It’s best you forget
about it.’
‘I’m not going to forget…’
‘What do you plan to do?’
‘Better you don’t know.’
‘Arnold,
I’ve known you a long time. Don’t do something rash.’
‘I paid a
lot of money for everything…tonight’s meeting, the mortuary, the funeral, that
place made a monkey of me. I’m done here. Forget I said anything.’
‘Arnold…as
your attorney, I’m advising you against doing anything rash.’
‘Harry, as
my attorney and my friend, just forget what you heard tonight.’
The man
went over to the kid who taped the meeting. He asked for the tapes.
‘You want
a copy too, Mister. Only ten dollars more,’ replied the kid trying to make a
sale.
‘No, just
the original. I want you to forget everything you heard.’
‘Mister, I
didn’t hear anything. I was listening to music during your meeting. Once I set
it up things, I am a person who knows nothing, sees nothing, and hears nothing.
It’s better that way,’ replied the kid.
‘Excellent!’
said the man as he handed the kid $200.
‘Hey
Mister. The agreement was for $100. You
gave me $200.’ The kid looked confused.
‘A tip is
to forget this evening ever happened,’ he replied.
‘What
evening?’ said the kid.
The man
went to a payphone and called several people on the list. He realized his
attorney was right. People only wanted to vent, not fix the situation. He
decided to take the situation into his own hands.
I
should have done this from the beginning. The money meant nothing to me. No one
knows who set this up but I hate wasting time and energy on idiots. But…maybe… it
wasn’t a waste of time. Maybe it throws the suspicion on multiple people. There
was a full house here. Many people were pissed off at what that cemetery had
done to them and their loved ones. And people left their info only with me. The
hotel doesn’t have it…no one, not even my lawyer knows. And when I called these
losers, I didn’t give my name so everything was anonymous. It is time I
go to work after that bastard, Mr. Mater.
##
Mr. Fitzgerald was in his workshop.
He had an MBA making most of his money in the stock and bond market and
inheriting a part of it from his parents when they passed away. He was an
expert shot, a blackbelt in Karate and a low handicapped golfer. Another thing
he had was a genius IQ and was an avid reader. It was this brilliance and being
a reader that had him tackle things that the average person wouldn’t
understand. A basic knowledge of chemistry and reading up on contact poisons
was how Mr. Fitzgerald planned to kill Mr. Mater and bury him in an open grave
at the cemetery. Little did Mr. Mater know was Mr. Fitzgerald was planning his
demise.
It would be a glorious and just
revenge. I must be careful how I handle the poison. It is the same one that
killed Socrates: Hemlock or Conium maculate. I know where I can get some but it
kills if it touches the skin, and by ingestion…I have to wear gloves and skin
protection at all times when handling it but it will be worth it to get rid of
that scum…Mr. Mater: A person that no one will miss once he’s dead.
##
Mr. Fitzgerald got the ground
Hemlock from someone he found selling on the black market. It wasn’t easy
finding the person who sold it but when one has money, one can buy anything. He
put it a triple Ziplock bag. The plant was so dangerous, it is destroyed once
it grows. But there are other people who must want it for killing animals
such as rats or… maybe people too…
##
Mr. Fitzgerald put the baggie in a
small box and stored it in the glove compartment of his car. He drove to a
payphone and asked to meet Mr. Mater. He made up some excuse to see him alone
and then headed out. It was late; the mortuary was closed but Mater agreed to
stay to meet Fitzgerald.
‘So, what can I do for you?’ asked
Mr. Mater.
‘I thought we ended things on a poor
note,’ said Mr. Fitzgerald.
‘Actually, I thought you were happy
with our services, after the initial problem was solved.’
‘I was but I was upset earlier and
wanted to apologize.’ Mr. Fitzgerald pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels and
put it on the table.
‘Well, this is a nice surprise. Let
me get some shot glasses to pour this into.’
Mr. Fitzgerald said that he’d like a
little bigger glass for a double shot. While Mr. Mater walked to the other side
of the room, his back was turned to Fitzgerald at which time Fitzgerald
strolled across the room to the bookcase to admire Mater’s collection of books.
Mater brought the glasses over. As Fitzgerald began to pour the amber liquid
into the first glass, he mentioned that one of the glasses wasn’t clean.
‘I am so sorry. Let me get that.’
Mater went back across the room to the bar to get a towel to clean the inside
of the glass which gave Fitzgerald enough time to pour the white powder into
Mater’s glass and pour the amber liquid over it. Enough poison to kill five
men. How wonderful! I haven’t been this excited since mummy and dad took me on
my first cruise when I was twelve. Now, do I dispose of the body in the oven or
do I stick with the plan and put it in the open grave I saw when I entered the
cemetery?
I think the open grave will be easier even though
I had read up on how to use a crematorium. What a surprise the people will
receive tomorrow at their funeral! The owner of Willow Brook will be laying in
a freshly dug grave. Somehow the thought of that is so terrific I can’t stand
it. I only wish I could be there to see it.
Mater drank his drink and the two
made small talk for a few moments until he felt the effects of the poison. Then
he keeled over dead. Fitzgerald put on gloves and washed both glasses out
drying them with the same bar towel that Mater used earlier. He put everything
back perfectly and then left. Fitzgerald pulled his car to the entrance where
the hearses pulled up. He put Mater’s body in the trunk and drove off. The new
grave was covered by bushes in an older part of the cemetery. Fitzgerald
dropped the body in and shoveled a few mounds of dirt to cover Mater up so by
looking into the grave, you couldn’t see anything. He left and on the way home,
he stopped at a gas station to use the restroom and made sure he looked okay.
Fitzgerald looked perfect. No dirt, no nothing. Now he needed to wait.
End of Part 1
About the author
Maxine has been disabled for the past ten years spending time writing books and short stories. She has been published several times in the Los Angeles Daily News, LiteraryCocktailMagazine, Nail Polish Stories, DarkWinterLit, BrightFlashLiteraryReview, OtherwiseEngagedLit, CafeLit, Maudlin House, and TheMetaworker.com.
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