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Tuesday, 16 July 2024

A Rebel in the Gene Pool by Mandy Meikle, lemon tea

The sky was crystal clear, of the deepest blue. Jamie wondered how anyone could die on such a gorgeous day. Maybe that's the best way to die, looking out of the hospice window on a beautiful garden, gleaming and luscious after the recent summer rain.

 

They had been with Jamie's grandfather when he died, sitting by his bed and telling tales just in case he could hear.

 

‘Hey, Dad’, Jamie's mother had said, ‘you'll never guess what we did today. We've booked to go on holiday at one of those eco-farms. It's not dear. We'll stay in a caravan, eat with the farmer's family, and help on the farm three or four hours each day. Wish there had been such things when you were younger.’

 

‘Yeah, Gramps, what would you say to paying to work?’

 

‘Ach Jamie, you're missing the point! The farm is in a spectacular part of the Highlands, far enough east to escape the worst of the midgies, and after lunch, we can do what we like, go where we want. I can't wait.’

 

Jamie smiled. Of course he wanted to go. He just wasn't sure about farm work without all the farm machinery. ‘But they do everything by hand. What about my back, my hands? You can't play guitar with red raw hands.’

 

‘It's not all tattie howkin'. And they do have some machinery, they just don't use it much. It's a small-scale farm. Lots of wee fields of different crops. And anyway, there are things about your grandfather that might surprise you’, Jamie's mum, Rose, said as she gently wiped her father's glistening face.

 

‘Like…?’

 

‘Did you know he spent time in Barlinnie Prison?’

 

‘What?’ Jamie said louder than he meant to. ‘Sorry, what?’, he repeated more quietly.

 

‘Yup, when he was a young man in the early 1930s, the factory he worked in was being automated and he started a one-man campaign against it. None of the other workers understood the significance of the machines being installed. But your Gramps paid attention to the world and knew that men would lose their jobs so he had a go at smashing the first machine up just after it had been installed.’

 

‘What, Gramps? But’. Jamie couldn't marry this image with the placid, kind old man who took him for walks in the countryside and seemed to know all the plants and animals they came across.

 

Rose laughed. ‘Well, the old Clydeside industries were closing down and the new mass production methods were the only alternative to bankruptcy. Your grandfather tried to explain that automation would end many of their jobs, and change many others, but none of his workmates agreed with him. It was hard and dirty work, after all, and some quite fancied a change. One guy just shook his head and said your grandfather had been reading too much H.G. Wells. Another called him a 'bloody Communist', which I suppose was fair enough. Your grandfather grew up on a croft and had always been close to the natural world, and he knew the importance of community even if it was scattered across miles of moorland. But by the 1930s, if you weren't hell-bent on maximising output there must have been something wrong with you.’

 

‘I'm pretty sure it's still like that’, Jamie quipped. He was in his second year of studying economics at Glasgow University, and wondering what else he might do. ‘It's just that the outputs are different.’

 

‘Exactly. And what your grandfather railed against all those years ago was where automation would stop. I remember him telling me about the demise of the North American passenger pigeon when I was a wee girl. I'd made the mistake of trying to argue that if a few sweeties were a good thing, a treat, surely more sweeties were even better.’

 

‘Look!’, Jamie said in an urgent whisper, pointing at Gramps' eyelids as they fluttered slightly. ‘Do you think he can hear us?’

 

Rose smiled. ‘Perhaps.’ She remembered the story he would tell about how there used to be billions of passenger pigeons, literally, and reports of mile-wide migrating flocks that obscured the sun. By the dawn of the twentieth century there were none. Many believed that people hunted them to extinction, for food and to protect their crops.

                                                                                                       

She went on, ‘At the time I really didn't see why he got so upset about those pigeons. There were lots of other pigeons, after all. He just hated the thought that our behaviour, how we live, could make such an abundant species extinct.’

 

‘Like the dodo?’, said Jamie.

 

‘There weren't as many dodos as passenger pigeons but both apparently tasted good so maybe, a bit like the dodo. But it's not just hunting that can do a species in. The poor old passenger pigeons' forest habitat was full of potential telegraph poles and railway sleepers.’

 

‘Eh?’

 

‘Habitat loss. I guess they don't teach student economists about that. Have you heard of ecological economics? Maybe you

                                                                

There was a change in Gramps' breathing. They both looked at him as his watery blue eyes slowly opened. He looked momentarily confused, then looked at Rose and Jamie.

 

‘Of course I can hear you’, he said in a hoarse voice. ‘Bloody racket when I'm trying to rest.’ He smiled. ‘You missed out the whole point of the pigeon story, that people can deplete the seemingly undepletable. And what are you doing, telling the boy I was in prison?’

 

‘I think it's cool’, Jamie assured him. ‘A rebel in my gene pool!’

 

A nurse bustled in. ‘Is everything OK?’, she asked as she looked at her now-awake patient. ‘Hello George, nice to see you're back with us again.’

 

‘I just popped by to see the family’, George said. He held Rose's hand, which was nearby on the bed, and gestured for Jamie to come closer. George looked at Jamie, fondly but with a serious edge.

 

‘Do you know what some of the guys said to me, about automation taking our jobs? 'Oh yeah, can you imagine a machine answering the telephone or doing accounts, or treating the sick? Big Jock added, 'or, here's a good one, serving at the corner store?' They all laughed at that one. But seems I wasn't too far off the mark. Jamie, son, you can't stop progress but you don't have to go along with it. You walk your own path.’ He patted Jamie's arm.

 

It was 2005 and at 92 years of age, George had lived through unimaginable changeunfathomable, even. Wars fought and freedoms won, the fall of empires and the rise of computers, people on the moon, for goodness sake. Yet he couldn't help but feel that we'd all become less able to do those things that mattered most like growing food, making things and just being able to sit quietly and be at peace with ourselves. He sighed and tried to clear his mind of all that bothered him. He looked at his daughter, and her sonhis legacy, his gift to the world.

 

‘Are you thirsty, Dad?’, Rose asked half filling a glass with water. ‘Can I get you something?’

 

‘No, not really. But could you move this bed a bit closer to the window?’

 

Rose and Jamie took a side each, kicking free the wheel locks, and swivelled the bed so that George had a perfect view of the garden.

 

‘Aah, that's braw!’, he said quietly. ‘Look at those fuchsia bushes. And white roses, I've always loved a white rose. We used to have a big old bush in the garden when you were a wean. That's where we got your name, you know, your beautiful name

 

George smiled, closed his eyes and his grip on Rose and Jamie's hands slackened.

 

 About the author

Mandy Meikle lives in a miners’ row on a moor in Lanarkshire. She has tried her hand at poetry (Evensong was longlisted for Butcher’s Dog Spring 2021 issue), flash (fridayflashfiction.com/apps/search?q=meikle) and has had one short story published (xrcreative.org/2023/01/29/yaalia-3/). Mandy has a background in microbiology and edits the Reforesting Scotland Journal.

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Saturday, 11 March 2023

Saturday Sample: Transforming Being, lemon tea,

 
 

Introduction

The stories in this collection have come about from a call to submission issued jointly by Bridge
House Publishing and the Waterloo Festival. Writers were asked to write a short story or a short
monologue on the theme “Transforming Being” in this second year of the Waterloo Festival Writing
Competition.
 
As you will see from this collection there are many interpretations of the theme. We might say
that every single one is different. Here are the best eighteen submissions. The others were also very
good.
 
How did we decide on these? We looked for good stories, strong voices and unusual
interpretations of the theme. Literary fiction and drama, I’m told, make you think. If you read the last
paragraph just after the first you don’t get a spoiler. I guess, then, all of these must be quite literary.
We intend to put together a similar e-book in 2020 and also publish all three in a paperback as
well in 2020.
 
It has been a great privilege to work with the Waterloo Festival and with such intriguing writers
on this rewarding anthology.
 
Gill James, editor and partner, Bridge House Publishing, senior lecturer the University of Salford.

Cat and Mouse
Irene Lofthouse

My Funny Valentine. I love that song. And isn’t it a great image, that line about making someone’s
heart smile? I got warm fuzzies when I saw those words. Never had a Valentine card before. Never
had a sweetheart neither, and here I am with a gorgeous bloke wining and dining me, telling me how
beautiful and attractive I am. I didn’t think at my age I’d have my head turned or be swept off my feet.
How wrong could I be? He makes me feel sooo special. He’s very attentive and empathetic. I didn’t
realise men could be like that.
 
Before I met him, I wasn’t really bothered about how I looked, as long as I was neat and tidy for
work. Why would I be? No-one was interested in mousy old me. Which is why I was amazed when he
asked me out for a drink. He’d called into the library a few times and asked advice, being new to the
area. Of course, we all noticed him; a new face does break the monotony, especially one as goodlooking
as him. Eyes green as spring grass, dark wavy hair, such a melting smile and the grace of cat.
For some reason, we seemed to ‘hit it off’ as they say, and it wasn’t long before we were an
‘item’. I could tell that he could see the inner me, the me that was trying to get out, to slough off my
mousiness. Empathy you see. Everyone’s been amazed at the change in me, especially the hair and
clothes. I do feel much better for the weight loss and of course, we look so much better now as a
couple. Joel joked about us following the My Funny Valentine lyrics; you know, about me being little
Miss Mousy, over-looked, ignored. Looking beneath the surface though, Joel saw a work of art, saw
the beauty waiting to dazzle.
 
I wasn’t sure of the cosmetic surgery, not at my age, and the price! But I did have the savings,
and as Joel pointed out, I should spend it on making me feel good; what else did I have to spend it on?
And he was right, I feel fantastic. I am soo looking forward to seeing him.
Joel’s a bit squeamish about blood and needles and things, and knowing how much he wants me,
and how we can’t, not while I’m recovering, we – well I – arranged that he should have a holiday and
enjoy himself. He’s been so good at sorting the paperwork for the operations, the insurance, the
hospital stays, sending me flowers and more, that I think it’s only right he should relax. I mean, it
wouldn’t be much fun looking at me wrapped in bandages. Definitely unphotographable, as the song
says. I changed my hair again too. To show that I cared. To show that with my new body, Joel and I
would stay together for ever.
 
Well, he didn’t. Stay. Nor did he pay for the operations or insurance. He did manage to clear my
bank accounts while I was recovering. And sell my flat. I returned – giddy with excitement and
expectation of Joel being there with champagne – to changed locks and confused residents who
wouldn’t believe I was who I said I was. They showed me a picture that was in the flat when they
arrived. One of me with a speech bubble saying “Welcome”. I have to admit I understood their
confusion. I don’t look anything like her now, the woman in the picture.
 
It took me an age to convince my bank manager too. I had to remind him of books that he’d
borrowed, discussions we’d had about favourite authors. Eventually he believed me, becoming
profusely apologetic about the circumstances. But the paperwork with my signature authorising the
sale of the flat and bank withdrawals was there in black and white. I was penniless.
 
I decided then, being Miss Mousy no longer, I’d pursue a different career; one more lucrative
than being a librarian. I started that evening. With the bank manager. Freelancing means I’ve built up
some reserves again. And had time to track down my ‘sweetheart’. In fact, I’m meeting him tonight. I
sent him a Valentine inviting him out for a secret date. I said that I was smitten by his green eyes. That
intrigued him. Saw him open the card through his kitchen window. Like I said, I tracked him down.
When he opened the card, it played that Police song – the one people think is romantic. You know the
one – about breathing, moving, walking. Watching. I’ve got very good at that. Watching him. Like a cat
watches a mouse. This time, I’m the cat.
~~~~~~~~

About the author

Author, storyteller, actor, director, playwright, historian, creative writing tutor, Irene’s work covers several genres and ages, appears in many anthologies and canal lock gates. She’s appeared at Edinburgh Fringe, in films, on radio and regional theatre. Her plays and books(on Amazon) have toured literature/arts festivals. She’s writer in residence with First Story, consultant with Historic England.


Thursday, 14 January 2021

Everyday Battles

 

by Will Jolliff

black tea, lemon, no sugar

Everley covered the distance to the door in five brisk steps as always, despite the lengthening shadow at her back. Late, tired, it made no difference when there was a job to finish – and otherwise she would regret the state of the gallery in the morning. The world could spare her a few hours before the next cry for help arrived.

She had been afraid that someone would take her parking space again, stealing time when it most mattered. The last time her clients had been forgiving, able to wait a little longer to see their work in the public eye, but it was different now. The long days of her task required concentration, to say nothing of the bills which swamped her inbox daily. Tickets here and there, letters of mark and licences stamped with the colours of a hundred countries, all for her eyes only. Where is Bryan when you need him?

Everley reached inside her lapel and pulled out her key card, in time for a familiar face to appear behind the massive plate-glass door. The automatic mechanism was long deactivated, as it had been for months beforehand; she would not compromise security for the sake of a quicker entry. When the door swung outwards, she gave the doorman her usual smile. “Thank you, Bryan. I was delayed again, they wanted me at the Castle.” Warm air rolled over her as she crossed the threshold.

Familiar with the habits of his boss, Bryan had long since given up waiting to take her coat. He locked the door after her and folded his lanky frame behind the main desk. “How was it today? I hope you remembered to pack your chains for those roads.” He reached absentmindedly for a steaming foam cup, then paused in midair. “I almost forgot; someone came in earlier asking for you. She looked like – like one of us, but different. I thought I had seen her on the news, but she corrected me… Anyway, she said she would wait. She’s in the Pine Gallery.”

“I see.” Everley adjusted the strap of her bag before changing her mind and placing it on the desk. “I’ll probably have to go again. Will you take this to the office for me at closing time?” Almost as an afterthought she took off her wide-brimmed white hat and laid it beside the bag. “Our guest left no card or anything?”

Bryan shook his head. “Though she did take a submission form. I guess there was a reason to print a few, which means I’ve finally won our bet.” He tipped his head toward the far end of the desk, where their antique writing stand spent its days – normally in vain. “You owe me a coffee.”

“As I have said before, all you will get out of me is tea,” Everley said, tapping her heel on the polished concrete floor. “Then you will become civilised and I will gain customers.” She made to go, but turned back with another thought. “Last favour; could you bring down my other shoes and leave them under the desk when you go? When I’m done, I don’t wish to spend another minute in these.”

“Sure,” Bryan nodded. “I’ll do a final sweep of the cameras then leave. If you’re coming back here, I’ll lock up out back and save you a walk. Being as you’ve secured your favourite space.” He looked through the front windows, where the outline of her Jag was covered in a light dusting of snow. “I don’t blame you for keeping your coat.”

Everley adjusted her fur-lined collar, her fingertips brushing the outlines of her key card and chain. “Wrap up warm when you go, Bryan. Stay safe and – please – don’t let me catch you waiting for me again. See you tomorrow morning.” When he waved, she set off through the double-height doors into the hall. Back to work.

Without the weight of her bag she set a better pace, her footfalls echoing along the corridor like gunshots. To both sides her reflection matched her stride, rippling against the smoked glass windows and breaking up when the dim orange glow from the streetlamps outside became too much. The London skyline glittered beyond her walls, distorted enough by the clouds that her eyes struggled to pick up the detail hiding there. How fitting. Another night falls, whilst beyond our enemies move further from our sight. Abruptly she stopped and faced the first reflection, searching its pale gaze. What am I pretending to do here?

Whispering back to her, the chain of her pendant lay cold against the bare skin of her throat. I am here to fix the course of history. I must accept my past. The pendant had no voice to speak, but Artelia had said that its message lived within her. Artelia is always right.

At first glance the Pine Gallery was empty, the torn cardboard boxes that had held the exhibition’s contents still marring the corner of the room near the card stand. The lights were on half strength, a diffuse golden glow at odds with the chill temperature; evidently the heating had gone off some hours ago. Everley made a mental note to check the thermostat with Bryan, then continued. Where is this guest? She must have heard me, unless she is in the lavatory. The security screen to the left of the door showed a live view of the gallery from above, revealing the path visitors were supposed to take between the tall dividers that had been installed for the exhibition, but nobody could be seen in any part of the room.

She stopped in front of the first painting, the statement piece, and tried to equate it with her memories. It’s no good, I have nothing. This war… burning light, the cold kiss of water then darkness. Shock doesn’t even come into it… and yet I cannot deny I remember this day. The grey waters filled her mind, a restless ocean that continually waited for her return. My past. My future. My time on this world is limited, my energy finite. I must give what I can to save

Footsteps broke into her mind, bursting the dream as suddenly as it had come upon her, and she turned away from the painting to face the screen. Good, she’s here. I’ll listen to whatever she has to say and then head home. If I’m lucky, I should get four to five hours… She swung around and headed purposefully for the entrance of the exhibition. Outside the huge gallery windows, several passing figures caught her eye – a family, from their appearance, moving hurriedly to spend as little time outside as possible, and for a moment her thoughts lingered on them – their journey, their worries, the mistruths they had been fed. She thought, if only you would listen to me. To us.

The family was already gone. She walked down the last divided corridor and turned the corner, expecting – well, anyone. The gallery had grown popular in the last ten years, and she had gathered from Bryan that it was no-one he knew. No-one that he had a picture of, anyway, taped to the third broken monitor that nobody on the visitors’ side could see. She had made sure none of their enemies would get in without recognition, so how had it happened?

“Elenna,” Everley heard herself saying, her voice curiously detached from reality. Yes, Elenna, whose picture has never been held up for Bryan because I never expected she would come here. That the ASD have been sent to deal with me… I never saw this coming. I bet it was her idea. They’ve allowed me to play myself.

“Yes, it is.” Elenna stood from the stone bench she had waited the last few seconds on. She had changed; her new appearance was no match with her character. Their last meeting, the surprise at the palace, had seemed to confirm everything Everley knew about Elenna – that she was a blank ink-stained sheet still smarting from the humiliations of bitter lessons cruelly repeated by her betters, aspiring to beat them only out of jealousy.

Watching her now, Everley saw that she had been wrong. And not for the first time. The leader of the ASD had exchanged the severe suits she had favoured in the past for a glossy lipstick-coloured parka and black spray-on jeans, topping the change of image with a pair of white trainers. The disguise – if Everley could call it so – had been flawless, and now she would pay the price for being fooled. Elenna had the floor.

She doesn’t know everything, Everley reminded herself. And she doesn’t know me. Best to start at the beginning. “Why are you here? Bad – bad time to talk. We’re just about to close.” There was a chance someone would walk past the windows and see them when the fight invariably began. It was slight, but it could give her an advantage.

Elenna shrugged, then stepped closer. “Aren’t you going to offer me refreshments first? I thought that was how you people did things.” Closer still. “My mistake. How you used to do things.” She wore a waspish smile.

“They don’t come for free,” Everley said quietly, checking off her options. She has that end of the corridor, but I have mine. She wouldn’t have been able to get weapons past the scanner, so on that front I’m clear. And if she tries to jump me, I’m ready. She never went without a shield, and it had never failed her.

“Nice theme you have going on here,” Elenna examined the nearest sculpture, a large rising wave cast in aged bronze that weighed close to a metric tonne. “Though I don’t see the point in expensive paperweights. In anything on these walls, in fact. You must feel mighty proud of yourself, clacking around this place to look at pretty pictures whilst half the world is starving to death in terror of our kind.”

“All my artists get paid,” Everley said, trying to find the opening. “Better record than starting a company for the sole purpose of killing. That’s what the ASD does, correct? You find people who refuse to play by the rules, people like me, and you kill them. All in the name of keeping the citizens safe. All in the pursuit of power… Tell me, what did Whitehall say when they decided to employ you? Who do they have in the wings waiting to step forward when you sell them down the river?”

In the long moment of silence that followed, she reached down, unbuckled her heels and stepped out of them. This floor… it will be like running on an ice rink. But at least I’ll be able to run. Elenna watched her, a condescending smile forming on her sharp lips.

“I see you’ve thought this through,” she said, folding her arms. Everley watched her hands in case she should open her palms, but she made no effort to adopt any position at all. “Let me explain to you the purpose of my organisation, Everley – but that isn’t what they call you, is it? Where is your shining sun now, hmm?”

She knows, Everley thought. Damn. On repeat again

It took her a split second to realise that Elenna was not rushing her for a reason, the same amount of time for a sudden series of staccato thumps – footsteps – to build to a crescendo and release. Why would she come alone? The ASD, Everley. The purpose of her organisation. Killing people like me. Her thoughts ran out as the dividing wall to her left, a solid plywood box frame mounted on wheels and plastered in approximation of a real wall, overbalanced and toppled towards her.

Throwing up her hands, she almost caught hold of the wall, but some immense weight was on its far side; there was nothing more that could be done. Everley jerked back from the falling ruin, trying not to let it drive her into Elenna’s range, and too late she saw Deron’s massive bulk still clinging to the top. She managed to half turn away, before the wall landed with a dull boom and Deron’s huge bowling ball of a fist swung out to collide with the side of her head.

The impact flung a whirlpool of shooting stars across her vision, turning the room inside out as it lifted her wholly off her feet; fortunately, the far wall broke her fall. She slid down to the hard pine floor amidst a cloud of plaster dust, her skin where the blow had landed feeling as if it had been doused with fire. At first glance his fist had managed to turn the world through ninety degrees, but after opening her eyes she found herself lying on her side. She blinked painfully, her eyelashes scraping over each other, and brought a hand to the side of her face. I’m missing… what am I missing… Some seconds passed before the tiny white dot in front of her resolved into a blurry tooth, and she searched for the hole where it had been with her finger. It came away dappled with blood.

“Good job, Deron.” Elenna made no move to intervene, even as Everley struggled to raise herself to a sitting position. Dust and flakes of plaster were everywhere, trapped in her hair and speckled across her ocean-blue coat, but her assailant showed no sign of pressing the advantage – for now. Waiting for orders? I didn’t – didn’t think they worked like that. Her head was still on fire, but she had to move. The polished floor was as slippery as it had ever been, and she wished she had swapped over to her driving shoes before leaving the car. Have I let myself down so much… She wiped her eyes, and pressed her cold palm against the side of her face, and tried to understand the method of their attack. Why… why didn’t she start by throwing fireballs… Ah. She knew I would expect magic.

Eventually – though it must have been mere seconds to the others – Elenna went to sit back down. “All right, Deron, you go ahead. I think we can say we’re done for the day. Everyone has a plan until…” She made a fist and drove it into her hand, and Deron laughed. He took a step forwards, toppled off wall, and his heavy leather shoe sent an echo rippling through the floorboards.

Everley rolled over, blinking away hot tears in favour of the ageless power that all of them had trained for – she more so than her opponents, because of the promise. The promise that one day people would come looking for her, and she would have to be ready to join them. Artelia said this is no longer a time for building armies. This is a time for using them.

In the second before Deron’s hand closed around her ankle, Everley pressed herself to the cold floor, her hands cupping her lips as she spoke the silent words. O Lady Tyburn, hear me. Accept my offering. There had always been the alternative, but her earlier self could not bear the idea of combat. This was the safer, no, the cleaner option. Hear me! She repeated the spell, with a long, painful breath.

“Oh no you don’t!” Elenna snarled, finally getting the picture. Everley smiled in relief; she was far too late to do anything at all. Any second now…

A round hole appeared in the floor beneath Elenna’s spotless white trainers, perfectly mirroring her expression of surprise as she took the first step toward Everley. Surprise gave way to fear, and motion gave way to weightlessness; she let out a shrill, terrified scream before vanishing into the darkness below. Everley counted three full seconds before the splash, but she wasn’t in the clear. Deron still held her ankle, his massive shoulders almost enough to keep him wedged in his own version of the trap – but his luck was about to change. As his nails cut through the material of her tights and into her skin, this time Everley was smiling through the pain.

“Lady of the Shining Sun,” Deron snarled, his red mouth working viciously at the words. “Know this. There is nothing you will manage to change.”

She laid her hand flat on the floor, the pine warning beneath her fingers, and the second hole began to shrink. The big man was forced to release her to cling to the edge until Everley pushed herself around and stared into his eyes. “This has become my fight, Deron, and I will save them. A fitting end to your final report for the Anti-Sorcery Defence Group.” The sides of the shaft were churning, the hungry earth ready for its prey, so a second later she let him go.

When she managed to climb to her feet, taking in the damage they had done, something caught her eye. Several figures – no, people – were standing at the windows, their faces only centimetres from the glass. Moments later, a fist beat against the window, confirming they had seen what she had done. Muffled voices rose, first one, then five or ten angry shouts. “Magician! Witch!” Spittle streaked the glass, freezing near instantly. How long were they watching? Who can say. The state of this world

Everley crossed to the windows, and brushed the dust from her ochre hair. She had no doubt her injuries showed, but they were immaterial. She reached inside her coat and, using the moment to breathe, touched the reassuringly cold chain of the pendant they had recovered from her wreck. The small crowd showed little sign of breaking up, but that in itself – she was sure – would change.

She let go of the chain, studied her hand, then placed it flat against the window. When we all fight our own wars, what we must do… is reach out to one another.

 

About the author  

Will Jolliff, is a second-year university student experimenting with building different worlds intended to draw the reader fully into a scene. He is working on finishing his first manuscript.


 

 

Wednesday, 16 December 2020

The Day the Virgin Mary Visited Jefferson Street

 

by Joanna Michaels

sweet tea  with lemon

Butchy Napurano and I grew up in the same neighborhood, on the same city block, directly across the street from each other. He lived above the corner grocery store and I lived over my grandfather’s tavern. Although we both played with the other kids on the block, we were more likely to just hang out with each other. We were both catholic. Butchy attended St. James Catholic School while I went to Oliver Street Elementary School because my father said the Catholics make you pay for every piece of paper.

Butchy had always been religious. He served as an altar boy at St. James Church and planned to be a priest when he grew up. I had a crush on my Sunday catechism teacher, Sister John Mary, and wanted to be a nun like her when I grew up. So, it came as no surprise that instead of playing ‘School’ like most of the younger kids, we played ‘Mass’.

We spent a lot of our time together pretending to say Mass on Butchy’s back porch He had laid a white lace shawl over the makeshift altar and placed a bible and a cross on either end. A borrowed wine glass from Butchy’s mother served as the chalice.

Sometimes Butchy would allow me to stand on an overturned wooden box that we used as a pulpit so I could be the priest who gave the sermon, but most of the time, because I was a girl, I was cast in the nun's role. My part was to kneel on the splintery wooden porch with a towel draped over my head and pray. Occasionally, we would offer confession before mass if we could coax my little cousin, Lorraine, to come over and play the part of the sinner.

The day The Virgin Mary came to us began as any ordinary Saturday. Butchy and I were hanging out in his backyard tossing a ball. I stood on the cracked sidewalk, my sneakered toes tracing circles in the small patch of dirt along the chain-link fence. When I bent down to pick up a stone to throw through the fence, I spied a tiny crucifix lying in the weeds that stuck up through the cracks in the cement. I picked up the crucifix and rubbed it against my polo shirt to get the dirt off.

“Butchy, look at this,” I said, my voice hushed. “Three rosary beads are still attached. I wonder if it’s a sign.”

“I bet it means we’re supposed to say three Hail Marys,” he replied, his expression intense.

Butchy and I immediately fell to our knees on the coarse cement. We crossed ourselves, closed our eyes, and prayed to Mary. I felt the sun, which had been obscured behind swollen clouds, move across the yard and caress my face. I raised my head and lifted my eyes to the sky. The clouds had parted and golden rays of sunshine streamed into Butchy Napurano’s backyard. I turned to him, saw him raise his bowed head, make the sign of the cross.

“Do you think that’s Mary?” I asked, fervently.

“It’s got to be,” he whispered.

With hearts pounding, we knelt together and gazed into the sky for a long time, trying to see Mary. I prayed with all my might that what we imagined seeing was real, that the Mother of Jesus had come to me and Butchy—that in that moment we, like the children in Lourdes, were blessed by the Virgin Mary.

When the clouds converged as swiftly as they had parted, Butchy and I stood. We scraped pebbles off our knees and ran out of the yard to spread the news that The Virgin Mary had visited Jefferson Street.

I ran to Grandpa’s tavern because I wanted to tell everyone inside what happened. I stopped in my tracks as soon as I opened the door. I had been staring into the sky for so long, and the tavern was so dark, my eyes had to adjust. The aroma of beer and whiskey assailed my nostrils. There was only one customer at the end of the bar, a short, skinny, bookie everyone in the neighborhood called Mousey. When I stood next to his bar stool and told him about The Virgin Mary’s visit, he sneered.

“Oh, yeah?” he said. “And what did Mary have to say?”

“She didn’t say anything, but she gave me this.” I held out my hand, and with deep reverence showed Mousey the crucifix with its three rosary beads. He looked into my eyes and held my gaze so long that I thought he might say something, maybe even cross himself. But he just turned away and downed his shot.

 

About the author

Joanna Michaels, a Jersey native and Florida transplant, writes fiction and nonfiction. Her novel, Nun in the Closet, was published by New Victoria Publishers. She is a graduate of the MFA program at Queen's University of Charlotte. 

Sunday, 18 October 2020

Granny

 

by Michal Reiben

lemon tea

My mother-in-law, Granny as everyone calls her does her best to eat healthy foods and she also belongs to a nudist club. We live way out in the country in a cottage that has a large overgrown garden full of tangled thickets and tendrils growing in every direction. Sometimes when Granny comes to visit us and the sun happens to be shinning she’ll drag a battered deck chair way back to the end of our garden and place it hidden between tall stinging nettles and the bordering beech hedgerow. Then she peels off her clothes and plumps her naked bulky body down into the deck chair.  

Our next-door neighbor is a retired colonel who is a keen gardener and a gentleman. Whenever he meets you he lifts his hat and says, “Good morning or good afternoon,” depending on what time of the day it is and then he goes on to discuss the weather. Every day he tends to his garden lovingly, and nature yields herself to his tender touch and attention. As a result, he has neat raised beds of vegetables and fruit bushes.

Today Granny is spending some time in our cottage. Since the countryside is bathed in brilliant summer sunlight she is taking this opportunity to sunbath. She can feel the sunshine wrap her body in warm rays. It’s so pleasant. Her eyelids flutter as they close. She appears to be sleeping.

On the other side of the hedge, the Colonel with prunes in hand and gloves on is attending to his raspberry bushes. He wrenches vigorously at a stubborn weed, finally, it comes out by its roots,  goes sailing over the beech hedgerow, and lands on Granny’s ample bosom. Granny leaps into the air and shrieks in wild panic. The Colonel peeps over the hedgerow to see who is shrieking and upon seeing the naked image before him his mind reels. He turns bright red and stammers, “I-I-I’m so-so sorry madam.” Then he hastily makes a retreat.

When I hear Granny’s scream, I’m worried something awful has happened to her. The hairs on the back of my neck stand up and my pulse quickens. I bolt out of the cottage and down the weedy garden path towards Granny and find her standing by the deckchair, clutching her clothes to her naked body and looking bewildered.

“Granny, what happened?”

“Your neighbor threw some dirt on me.”

“The Colonel? He was probably gardening to energetically. I’m sure he didn’t do it on purpose.”

“He did apologize but it was very embarrassing!”

As I am helping Granny back into her clothes I begin to giggle through my nose and shortly I find myself writhing with laughter.

“Sorry, Granny but I can’t help thinking about how surprised the Colonel must have been?” I splutter.

Granny who loves a good laugh and has laughter lines from her gift of smiling easily tips back her silver head and joins me. Together we howl with laughter until tears roll down our cheeks and we can hardly breathe.