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Thursday, 6 July 2023

Welcome to The House of Antlers by Alexina Dalgetty, sarsaparilla

 

“Go inside, Marigold,” says Mum.

            “Go inside,” says Dad.

            “Come inside,” says Gruff Guy, “Wapiti bones.”

            My timid finger touches an antler. I shudder. My yellow striped dress crisped with starch and firm hands scratches, damp trickles behind my knees. Blood or sweat? I curl my body backwards to check and see blood on the antler.

            “She’s shy,” says Mum. I’m cautious, sensible, wise to you old Gruff Guy Tourist Guide. I won’t go in this rattling in the wind house of antlers.

            Three staring adults with sorrow in their eyes. Such a plain little face, so mousey, hair scraped into a stiff plait.

            “Let’s add a ribbon for prettiness,” says Mum. “And smile for heaven’s sake.”

            I don’t want to smile, I dislike ribbons in my hair, and the House of Antlers repels me, but I am a brave child.

            I remember Jacob Stevenson, who pushed me off a swing and made a face when I read my poem in class, and later I pushed him off a swing and he grinned at me not against me.

            “Well?” says Gruff Guy and prods me with an antler, like antler poking was a joke.

            But I hear music when the antler touches my wrist, I’m riding a horse and saving a boy, larger than Jacob, a boy stolen by Wapitis and held in a house of antlers. I grow taller, stronger than boys, parents and Gruff Tourist Guide Guy. I march into the House of Antlers.

            “Want company?” asks Dad the too late peace maker.

            No.

            “Help me,” says the boy tied up inside the Antler House.

            The music slows and echoes with danger. My fingers struggle with the knot.

            “Don’e be such a girl,” says the boy.

            The music falters.

            “I don’t have to untie you.”

            He looks pathetic but doesn’t apologize. There’s thunder.

           Elk feet,” says the boy. That noise is elk feet.”

            “Hooves," I say.

            “Quick.”

            The last knot undoes and the boy whizzes away. Coward, I think, you’d eat the wicked queen’s poisoned Turkish delight.

            A gleam of orange sunlight catches on an antler, rich and golden like the yolk of an egg from a well-fed chicken.

            I touch the sunlight on the antler and my body sparks alive with the stories of a thousand wild animals. Their strength flows in my blood and body, my skin bristles with expectation, my muscles stretch and flex and I am all powerful. The hooves thunder closer. I wait. I have the power of the ages.

 About the author  

Alexina Dalgetty lives in Camrose, Alberta. Her short fiction has appeared online and in print. Her first novel The Cleaning Woman's Daughter debuts in the fall of 2023. (Liquorice Fish Books) 

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Wednesday, 2 October 2019

May Contain Nuts


Roger Noons

a glass of sarsaparilla



‘Joyce, I’ve got an idea.’
    ‘What is it this time, Charles?’
    ‘I’m sick of one panel jokes. I’m sure I can make more of a boy and his dog.’
    ‘Don’t drop the dog.’
    ‘No, I won’t but I’ve an inkling for a four panel version.’
    ‘Make the dog the wise one who tells the boy what to do and throws up his paws when the lad goofs out.’
    ‘Don’t know if that’ll work.’
    ‘Course it will.’ Joyce stared over her spectacles. ‘Most dogs are brighter than their owners. Look at Mrs Rose over the road, her chihuahua has twice as many brain cells.’
    ‘Okay.’
    ‘And add some pals for the boy. They need to be unusual, kids with distinct personalities. But the dog must always be in charge. You could give him a pal … perhaps a chirpy bird, something like that.’
    ‘I could still use the name Charlie Brown, for the boy.’
    ‘What will you call the dog?’
    ‘Dunno … you got any ideas?’
    ‘They bark and poop … and snoop. Why not call him Snoopy?’
    Charles shook his head. ‘I’ll try it out on the Syndicate, but I don’t think it will work.’
    ‘Breed?’
    ‘Pardon?’
    ‘Keep the drawing simple but you need to suggest a breed, a smallish dog, I think, they’re the cleverest.’
    ‘I had a dog when I was a boy, a pointer, Spike.’
    ‘Beagle,’ Joyce shouted, ‘better than a terrier.’
    ‘Right, beagle it is unless the Syndicate think  otherwise.’
    ‘Tell them Charles, don’t ask. Assure them it will be a success.’
    He nodded but he didn’t have his fiancĂ©’s confidence.’


Peanuts premiered in the Washington Post and six other newspapers on 2 October 1950.    

About the author


Roger Noons is a regular contributor to Cafe Lit. His Slimline Tales was published earlier this year by Chapeltown Books.