Alan Cadman
Sparkling spring water
‘I hope you’re not one of those vegetarians,
Rob.’
‘I didn’t say I was. I’m just reading the
menu, happen to have reached that page. What do you mean by one of those
vegetarians?’
‘Well it’s not normal, we’re carnivores.
Our teeth are designed to eat meat.’
‘Gemma, I’ve never noticed that yours
resemble those of a lion, tiger, or wolf. Our first working lunch together isn’t
going down very well, is it?’
‘Anyway, where do they get
their—’
‘Oh that old chestnut, “where do they get
their protein from?” Google it.’
‘Are you a
vegetarian?’
‘No, I’m
vegan.’
