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Saturday, 28 August 2021

Marmalade

 

Marmalade

by June Webber

bitter orange

Annie’s dream was interrupted by the sound of explosives and a furry bundle jumping on her bed miaowing. Was it a gas main or a gun fight, she wondered?  She dimly recalled her mother carrying her to the air raid shelter during the Blitz.  Timidly she drew back the curtain and peered out.  Streaks of fire illuminated the sky bursting into stars, signalling the start of 2020.  Annie’s annoyance turned to resolution. This year she would win the Nell Gwynn Cup for marmalade at the summer fête.  She had been runner-up to Marjorie Fortescue-Smythe for the previous four years, and now it was her turn!  She never understood why the judge preferred Marjorie’s anaemic offering to her rich golden preserve.  Annie would have suspected sexual favours, but no man would be tempted by Marjorie’s austere looks, so it must be poor judgement.  This year, however, Annie had a new secret recipe and there was a new judge. She drifted back to sleep, dreaming of holding aloft the shining silver cup to the applause of all the villagers. It would be engraved with her name and sit proudly on her sideboard, and her photograph would appear in the local paper.

   As soon as they appeared in the shops, Annie searched for the ripest, juiciest oranges capturing the hot sun of Seville.  She had never been further south than Bournemouth, but had seen pictures in magazines of Seville Cathedral, Flamenco dancers and orange trees. She sought out plump lemons and preserving sugar and wheeled it all back home in her shopping trolley.  After a refreshing cup of tea, she got out the preserving pan inherited from her mother, which Annie’s brother called the witch’s cauldron.  She set to work squeezing the juice and slicing the peel into thin slivers.  Soon the liquid was bubbling away thickening to a rich amber colour, the citrus aroma permeating the kitchen.  She lined up the warm, sterilised jars and carefully filled each, sealing with rounds of cellophane and rubber bands.  The jars were labelled and lined up on the larder shelf awaiting judgement.

   Annie suspected that Marjorie added some secret ingredient to her marmalade to impress the judge, perhaps sherry.  That came from Spain, didn’t it?  She watched for Marjorie to wheel out her recycling bin and draw the curtains.  Cautiously Annie crossed the road, lifted the bin lid, and on top of the milk bottles, yoghurt pots and copies of The Times, was an empty can of Ma Made, not even rinsed out.  Triumphantly she seized the evidence and scurried back home to telephone the chairman of the fête committee, Councillor Higginson, interrupting his favourite television programme.

   ‘Good evening Councillor I wish to make a complaint.  I have evidence that Marjorie Fortescue-Smythe has cheated by using Ma Made instead of making her marmalade herself.  I think she should be disqualified!’

   The chairman checked the competition rules.  ‘It doesn’t say anything here about how the marmalade is prepared. It just says a jar of marmalade.’

   ‘Well, I’ve spent hours cutting up fresh oranges, and all she’s had to do is open a tin.’  Annie slammed down the phone.

  The day of the fête approached.  Annie tasted one of the jars and the marmalade was delicious, her best yet.  She decided to take a jar to her cousin at the far side of the village, who was very partial to marmalade and had not been out since the start of lockdown.  On her way, she glanced at the village noticeboard and could scarcely believe her eyes.

   Due to corona virus, we have regrettably had to cancel this year’s summer fête.  Apologies to all our residents.  Last year’s winners may retain their cups for another year.

   Annie picked up her precious jar of marmalade and angrily hurled it at the noticeboard.


 About the author

 June Webber lives in Dorset and is a member of three online writing groups. She writes short stories, poetry, and flash fiction. She has had one story on CafeLit and contributed a chapter to ‘Bus Pass Britain Rides Again.’

 

Thursday, 6 June 2019

The Phone Rang Twice

by Lynn Clement

bitter orange

The phone rang for a second time but I still didn’t get up. I’d left it in the kitchen after I’d dropped the pan of boiling potatoes all over the floor. My hand hurt even after running it under the cold tap and my toes looked like those pink shrimps from Iceland, that my mother used to buy for Christmas day. I’d had my cry and a scream but now I was drained, unlike the potatoes that hadn’t even made the colander. Yet one more incident, one more accident, one more rubbish thing that’s happened lately. I’m done.

No, phone, I am not going to answer you, and get a load of verbal about why I haven’t made it into work again or paid the car tax or made my doctor’s appointment or…. You can stay there and ring to your heart’s content. -  ‘Ring,’ it’s funny how we still say ‘ring’ even though most phones have totally different tones to a ring. Mine barks.

Freddy was so lovely. I adored that pooch with his floppy little ears and twitchy nose and the way he looked at me as if he understood everything I said. - Another bark – someone is persistent. ‘Get lost,’ whoever you are.

I look at the orange curtains, glowing like a furnace with the sunlight trying to get through. It’s stifling. I’ve not quite drawn them together well enough, as a small slice of light is playing on my glass coffee table. I push my iPad into the slash and it dulls.

My eyes are tired. It would be so easy to close them and go. I might see Freddy. Do I believe in all that? I don’t know. I don’t believe in anything much anymore. It’s too hard to keep trying.

My stomach gurgles the way a sink does when it’s emptying. I’m empty, yet my head weighs so much. I curl my legs up on the chair and lay my heavy head down on the arm. It’s not soft and my ear hurts.

A ping wakes me. I’m not moving; I know it’s the iPad. It’ll only be one more nasty comment. I don’t know why it chooses to let me know that someone else thinks I’m a bitch or a cow or an ugly f***ing dog murderer. 

Why are they called trolls? Big feet? Little bodies? Or something else?

The phone barks again. Closing my eyes I see Freddy under the wheels of the car. I’ll never drive it again. I’m sorry I reversed over him. I didn’t mean to hurt him, he was my neighbour. I kind of loved him. Grief does funny things to people; my mother always said it can send some a bit loopy. My neighbours are loopy. Loopy with grief for Freddy. So loopy they’ve turned into trolls.
One more bark and then it stops. I keep my eyes closed and wait for the dark.

About the author

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