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Saturday, 11 July 2026

Saturday Sample:Something Very Human by Hannah Retallick , cola

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A Long Line of Plastic Straws

 

 

Carter, a nine-year-old who had recently moved to 4 Woodland Road, compensated for everything by trying to connect the longest line of plastic straws in the world. The obsession started at McDonald’s, where his grandma took him every Saturday. She sat Carter down at a booth while she queued for the Happy Meal. It was a box of food and a boring toy; what was Happy about that? He did like his frosty chocolate milkshake, but not as much as the paper-covered straws. He blew the wrappers across the room. Grandma couldn’t ask Carter to pick them up, so she did it herself and tottered to the bin. Carter scrunched one end of a straw and inserted it into the other.

He started the project in the garage, which smelled like cardboard and dust, on a long folding table; judging by its rickety groaning joints, it had been unloved since Grandpa died. On a hot day there was even a lingering hint of his musky aftershave.

Each week, Carter picked up more and more straws, grabbing them from the McDonald’s dispenser while Grandma Chrissie supported his arm. She never told him to stop stuffing them into his hoodie pouch.

Their house was the first of a three-house terrace, right at the edge of the village. Their garden was overgrown now Grandpa wasn’t there and had a low-lying fence separating them from the neighbour. The garage soon became too small for Carter’s venture; he asked Grandma Chrissie to help by taking the straws outside.

Carter tucked his good leg underneath him and stretched the other out. He missed being able to feel his foot and sometimes woke at night, thinking he still could, but then he remembered. Working in the garden, it was too easy for his mind to wander. He tried to focus on other things, like the dampness of the grass and the rustling sound from a hedge, which was trimmed neatly on the neighbour’s side.

‘Quite a project you have there,’ his grandma said, shielding her eyes from the stark cloud-filtered light.

And then she returned to the house. She hardly left it, apart from to check on Carter. She didn’t do her own food shopping now; what was the point when the Tesco delivery service was so obliging? Carter had to ask what obliging meant. She said, ‘Obliging is when people make things good for you.’

He glanced at the house. His grandmother was obliging, and calm. She never talked about any of it.

‘Hello,’ came a voice.

Carter jumped. The voice came from the next garden, the direction of the sun. All he could see through looking at the light was a shadow above the neighbour’s fence and the red specks and dark patches in his own eyes.

‘Hello?’ Once Carter had shielded his eyes with his hand, he could see a boy about his age who was leaning on the fence, making it creak and groan.

‘What are you doing?’ the boy asked.

He felt silly when he told him. ‘I’m… I’m making the longest line of plastic straws in the world.’

But Billy didn’t seem to think it was silly. ‘Cool. How long does that have to be?’

‘Erm, long. Really long.’

‘Why don’t you do it underground?’ Billy suggested.

Carter bristled. ‘I can’t, it’s plastic. That’s bad for the earth.’

Billy climbed over the fence, landed softly, and darted over to where Carter sat. He joined him, mirroring his position, with one leg stretched out in front and the other tucked under him.

‘What happened to your foot?’ Billy asked, in the matter-of-fact voice that no one else used with Carter. ‘I’ve seen you…’

‘It was trapped in the car.’ Carter touched one of his crutches. 

‘Okay…’ Billy nodded slowly. ‘You know, my mum has a big box of straws in the cupboard for when we have parties. I could ask her?’

Billy’s mum was a nice lady called Tara. She smelled like roses and felt soft and plump when she hugged him, which she did as soon as Billy made the introduction at the doorway of their house. Carter’s own mother had always been a hugger too and helped him with his homework and took him to play football at the Green, back when he had two proper feet to use and… but he didn’t have to worry about that at the moment because the adults decided he should have time to ‘process everything’.

Tara was happy to help and presented a box of straws that were a mixture of colours, to make a change from the white ones with thin coloured lines.

‘Actually,’ said Carter, holding the box of straws. ‘I think I’ll stick with the McDonald’s ones.’

Billy’s mother just smiled and told them to have fun.

Billy helped Carter connect the straws. It was not long before the line stretched over Carter’s whole garden and under the fence. Tara provided cans of Fanta and Grandma came to say hello, perhaps checking if Billy was ‘suitable company’.

‘Where are your parents?’ asked Billy, dragging a chipped terracotta pot to pin down a section.

‘I’m living with Grandma.’

‘Oh.’

‘Where’s your dad?’ asked Carter.

‘Mum says he scarpered when I was little.’

‘What’s scarpered?’

‘Ran away cos he didn’t want us.’

Carter tried to imagine what this would be like. ‘Oh…’

‘Yeah.’

Carter’s dad hadn’t ‘scarpered’. He’d held his mum’s hand and his whenever he could. Dad said it was to make sure no one got lost, but Carter didn’t think that was it; he just liked them being connected.

      The straw line progressed quickly; Billy’s kind mother started taking Billy to McDonald’s at the same time as Carter and his grandma, doubling the number of straws they were able to sneak out.

‘We really shouldn’t let them,’ said Chrissie, on their second visit.

‘No, we really shouldn’t, should we…’ Tara chomped into a Big Mac and put her hand under her chin to stop the trickle of sauce in its tracks.

The two women smiled at each other and said no more. They had never really talked before Carter came to stay, but now they often had a cuppa and chat together, initially over the garden fence. Then they started going inside, especially on rainy days. Grandma and Tara would sit downstairs while Carter and Billy played in each other’s rooms – video games, mostly, though they also liked to construct big Lego towers. Yet their ‘great big straw line’, as Tara called it, was their favourite thing to do together. The plan had been going so well; they had nearly reached the other side of Billy’s garden.

Then one Saturday, everything changed.

 

Carter knew something was wrong the moment he felt the straws at McDonald’s; they were lighter, flimsier. He unwrapped one, slowly, put it into his Coke, and after only a few minutes, the straw began to soften and his heart thumped harder.

‘Billy,’ he whispered. ‘Billy, look.’

He drew out the straw, which made a screeching sound as it left the claws of the plastic lid. It was limp and starting to break.

*

Carter’s crutches swished through the overgrown grass until he was just a couple of feet from Billy’s neighbour’s fence. They had discussed only earlier that morning how they would knock on the old man’s door, ask if he would let them carry on in his garden, but now it wasn’t possible: McDonald’s had changed their straws from plastic to paper.

‘I guess that’s it then,’ said Billy.

‘Yeah.’

‘How did your foot get trapped in the car?’ he asked, suddenly.

This time, Carter gave the real answer. His parents had told him many times not to squeeze his leg between the seat and the door.

‘And then the lorry hit us. And then I woke up in hospital. And then…’

They would never tell him off again.

‘Your parents died, didn’t they?’

It was the first time Carter had cried about it; it was the first time anyone had said ‘died’.

‘And now my foot doesn’t work. And I can’t do the straws anymore because of stupid Maccies.’

Billy threw his arms around Carter. It knocked the crutches out of his hands, but with Billy gripping so hard, he didn’t fall. Billy didn’t smell of roses like his mother and wasn’t soft; he was sticky and skinny.

‘It’s okay…’ Billy didn’t sound like he believed himself. ‘At least the paper straws won’t hurt the earth. You know?’

Carter nodded, banging his chin on Billy’s bony shoulder. He broke the hug, squatted to the floor on one leg, and wiped his nose, leaving a trail on his sleeve. ‘I guess so.’

‘It’ll be okay.’

‘You’re obliging, Billy.’

They sat there, silently. Carter glanced towards the house and wondered what the adults were talking about – maybe Grandpa, the car accident, or Tara’s man. Or maybe they were talking about plastic straws. All that potential.

‘Billy,’ said Carter.

‘Yeah?’

‘I’ve been thinking about towers.’

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About the author 

Hannah Retallick is a twenty-seven-year-old from Anglesey, North Wales. She was home educated and then studied with the Open University, graduating with a First-class honours degree, BA in Humanities with Creative Writing and Music, before passing her Creative Writing MA with a Distinction. She was shortlisted in the Writing Awards at the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival 2019, the Cambridge Short Story Prize, the Henshaw Short Story Competition June 2019, the Bedford International Writing Competition 2019, the Crossing the Tees book festival competition 2020, and the Fish Publishing Short Story Prize 2021.

https://www.hannahretallick.co.uk/

 


 

Saturday, 4 July 2026

Saturday Sample:\something very Humn by Hannah Retallick, cola,

 

A Long Line of Plastic Straws

 

 

Carter, a nine-year-old who had recently moved to 4 Woodland Road, compensated for everything by trying to connect the longest line of plastic straws in the world. The obsession started at McDonald’s, where his grandma took him every Saturday. She sat Carter down at a booth while she queued for the Happy Meal. It was a box of food and a boring toy; what was Happy about that? He did like his frosty chocolate milkshake, but not as much as the paper-covered straws. He blew the wrappers across the room. Grandma couldn’t ask Carter to pick them up, so she did it herself and tottered to the bin. Carter scrunched one end of a straw and inserted it into the other.

He started the project in the garage, which smelled like cardboard and dust, on a long folding table; judging by its rickety groaning joints, it had been unloved since Grandpa died. On a hot day there was even a lingering hint of his musky aftershave.

Each week, Carter picked up more and more straws, grabbing them from the McDonald’s dispenser while Grandma Chrissie supported his arm. She never told him to stop stuffing them into his hoodie pouch.

Their house was the first of a three-house terrace, right at the edge of the village. Their garden was overgrown now Grandpa wasn’t there and had a low-lying fence separating them from the neighbour. The garage soon became too small for Carter’s venture; he asked Grandma Chrissie to help by taking the straws outside.

Carter tucked his good leg underneath him and stretched the other out. He missed being able to feel his foot and sometimes woke at night, thinking he still could, but then he remembered. Working in the garden, it was too easy for his mind to wander. He tried to focus on other things, like the dampness of the grass and the rustling sound from a hedge, which was trimmed neatly on the neighbour’s side.

‘Quite a project you have there,’ his grandma said, shielding her eyes from the stark cloud-filtered light.

And then she returned to the house. She hardly left it, apart from to check on Carter. She didn’t do her own food shopping now; what was the point when the Tesco delivery service was so obliging? Carter had to ask what obliging meant. She said, ‘Obliging is when people make things good for you.’

He glanced at the house. His grandmother was obliging, and calm. She never talked about any of it.

‘Hello,’ came a voice.

Carter jumped. The voice came from the next garden, the direction of the sun. All he could see through looking at the light was a shadow above the neighbour’s fence and the red specks and dark patches in his own eyes.

‘Hello?’ Once Carter had shielded his eyes with his hand, he could see a boy about his age who was leaning on the fence, making it creak and groan.

‘What are you doing?’ the boy asked.

He felt silly when he told him. ‘I’m… I’m making the longest line of plastic straws in the world.’

But Billy didn’t seem to think it was silly. ‘Cool. How long does that have to be?’

‘Erm, long. Really long.’

‘Why don’t you do it underground?’ Billy suggested.

Carter bristled. ‘I can’t, it’s plastic. That’s bad for the earth.’

Billy climbed over the fence, landed softly, and darted over to where Carter sat. He joined him, mirroring his position, with one leg stretched out in front and the other tucked under him.

‘What happened to your foot?’ Billy asked, in the matter-of-fact voice that no one else used with Carter. ‘I’ve seen you…’

‘It was trapped in the car.’ Carter touched one of his crutches. 

‘Okay…’ Billy nodded slowly. ‘You know, my mum has a big box of straws in the cupboard for when we have parties. I could ask her?’

Billy’s mum was a nice lady called Tara. She smelled like roses and felt soft and plump when she hugged him, which she did as soon as Billy made the introduction at the doorway of their house. Carter’s own mother had always been a hugger too and helped him with his homework and took him to play football at the Green, back when he had two proper feet to use and… but he didn’t have to worry about that at the moment because the adults decided he should have time to ‘process everything’.

Tara was happy to help and presented a box of straws that were a mixture of colours, to make a change from the white ones with thin coloured lines.

‘Actually,’ said Carter, holding the box of straws. ‘I think I’ll stick with the McDonald’s ones.’

Billy’s mother just smiled and told them to have fun.

Billy helped Carter connect the straws. It was not long before the line stretched over Carter’s whole garden and under the fence. Tara provided cans of Fanta and Grandma came to say hello, perhaps checking if Billy was ‘suitable company’.

‘Where are your parents?’ asked Billy, dragging a chipped terracotta pot to pin down a section.

‘I’m living with Grandma.’

‘Oh.’

‘Where’s your dad?’ asked Carter.

‘Mum says he scarpered when I was little.’

‘What’s scarpered?’

‘Ran away cos he didn’t want us.’

Carter tried to imagine what this would be like. ‘Oh…’

‘Yeah.’

Carter’s dad hadn’t ‘scarpered’. He’d held his mum’s hand and his whenever he could. Dad said it was to make sure no one got lost, but Carter didn’t think that was it; he just liked them being connected.

      The straw line progressed quickly; Billy’s kind mother started taking Billy to McDonald’s at the same time as Carter and his grandma, doubling the number of straws they were able to sneak out.

‘We really shouldn’t let them,’ said Chrissie, on their second visit.

‘No, we really shouldn’t, should we…’ Tara chomped into a Big Mac and put her hand under her chin to stop the trickle of sauce in its tracks.

The two women smiled at each other and said no more. They had never really talked before Carter came to stay, but now they often had a cuppa and chat together, initially over the garden fence. Then they started going inside, especially on rainy days. Grandma and Tara would sit downstairs while Carter and Billy played in each other’s rooms – video games, mostly, though they also liked to construct big Lego towers. Yet their ‘great big straw line’, as Tara called it, was their favourite thing to do together. The plan had been going so well; they had nearly reached the other side of Billy’s garden.

Then one Saturday, everything changed.

 

Carter knew something was wrong the moment he felt the straws at McDonald’s; they were lighter, flimsier. He unwrapped one, slowly, put it into his Coke, and after only a few minutes, the straw began to soften and his heart thumped harder.

‘Billy,’ he whispered. ‘Billy, look.’

He drew out the straw, which made a screeching sound as it left the claws of the plastic lid. It was limp and starting to break.

*

Carter’s crutches swished through the overgrown grass until he was just a couple of feet from Billy’s neighbour’s fence. They had discussed only earlier that morning how they would knock on the old man’s door, ask if he would let them carry on in his garden, but now it wasn’t possible: McDonald’s had changed their straws from plastic to paper.

‘I guess that’s it then,’ said Billy.

‘Yeah.’

‘How did your foot get trapped in the car?’ he asked, suddenly.

This time, Carter gave the real answer. His parents had told him many times not to squeeze his leg between the seat and the door.

‘And then the lorry hit us. And then I woke up in hospital. And then…’

They would never tell him off again.

‘Your parents died, didn’t they?’

It was the first time Carter had cried about it; it was the first time anyone had said ‘died’.

‘And now my foot doesn’t work. And I can’t do the straws anymore because of stupid Maccies.’

Billy threw his arms around Carter. It knocked the crutches out of his hands, but with Billy gripping so hard, he didn’t fall. Billy didn’t smell of roses like his mother and wasn’t soft; he was sticky and skinny.

‘It’s okay…’ Billy didn’t sound like he believed himself. ‘At least the paper straws won’t hurt the earth. You know?’

Carter nodded, banging his chin on Billy’s bony shoulder. He broke the hug, squatted to the floor on one leg, and wiped his nose, leaving a trail on his sleeve. ‘I guess so.’

‘It’ll be okay.’

‘You’re obliging, Billy.’

They sat there, silently. Carter glanced towards the house and wondered what the adults were talking about – maybe Grandpa, the car accident, or Tara’s man. Or maybe they were talking about plastic straws. All that potential.

‘Billy,’ said Carter.

‘Yeah?’

‘I’ve been thinking about towers.’

Find Your copy here 

About the author 

Hannah Retallick is a twenty-seven-year-old from Anglesey, North Wales. She was home educated and then studied with the Open University, graduating with a First-class honours degree, BA in Humanities with Creative Writing and Music, before passing her Creative Writing MA with a Distinction. She was shortlisted in the Writing Awards at the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival 2019, the Cambridge Short Story Prize, the Henshaw Short Story Competition June 2019, the Bedford International Writing Competition 2019, the Crossing the Tees book festival competition 2020, and the Fish Publishing Short Story Prize 2021.

https://www.hannahretallick.co.uk/

 


 

Tuesday, 30 June 2026

Seeing It Her Wayby GIll james, cola,

 

Seeing It Her Way

 

"Here!" shouted Klaus.

Robert kicked the ball to him.

Klaus grabbed it and threw it down to the ground between the two piles of jackets that formed the makeshift goal post.

Twenty teenage boys and a few girls were kicking and throwing the rugby ball that belonged to the young lads they'd met outside the museum. This was exactly what they needed now. They'd been very good, all of them, both my own students and the ones from our partner school in Germany. Now, though, they needed to let off a bit of steam and that was exactly what they were doing.

A couple of times I found myself holding my breath as the ball almost went into the river.

I glanced at Sabine, my German counterpart. I really couldn't make the woman out. She was pleasant enough and she actually had good control of her students. They clearly respected and liked her. But she was frowning now and biting her lip. She certainly seemed to be an experienced teacher. So, what was worrying her so much?  

The other team then scored a goal. I looked at my watch. Ten to four. We were due back on the coach at four.

"We'd better wrap this up," I said.

Sabine nodded. Did she look relieved?

             

The next day was a trip to London. The English students accompanied their exchange partners. This involved a visit to the Thames Museum. I'd taught my students good museum etiquette. They knew to listen politely on any guided tour and ask intelligent questions at the end. After the formal part of a visit I would give them some time on their own with instructions to meet near the entrance fifteen minutes before we were actually due to depart. And I had their mobile phone numbers in case there was a problem. I'd never lost anyone and hadn't even had anyone turn up late.

The German students again seemed polite and attentive but Sabine was frowning the whole time and she kept biting her lip again.

This museum had been Greg's suggestion. He was the head of history and had come along on this trip as an extra teacher.

The students certainly enjoyed the visit, especially the foreshore tour where they were able to have a go at mud-larking.

Sabine looked at her most anxious then.

She only seemed to relax a little when the students came back from the changing rooms and got out of their muddy boots and overalls.       

 

I noticed a few minutes later that Sabine's students were all gathered round her and were talking excitedly. Sabine nodded. She saw me looking at her and smiled.

"They want to know if there'll be a chance to go shopping," she said. "They're keen to see Oxford Street."

Of course they were. But it was a bad idea. That would be the easiest way of losing one of them. Or risking one of them being robbed or worse still mugged.

We could have a look around White City, perhaps, if there was time. I doubted there would be. We were on a tight schedule. White City anyway was no different really from the shopping centres near us at home. It was just a bit bigger but it had the same chain stores. They would be better off, wouldn't they, going with their exchange partner? Wasn't it mainly the girls anyway who were interested in the shops?

"There really isn't time," I said. "And as it happens, the coach will go past Harrods. The traffic will probably be slow enough for them to get a good look at the windows."

"I think they want to spend some of their money on souvenirs from London."

"There'll be a gift shop at the Tower," I replied. I was ashamed at how harsh my voice sounded. I was sorry that the German students were so disappointed. But there was no way I would risk letting them shop on Oxford Street.        

 

The next two days passed smoothly. The German students joined their partners at school. Sabine looked relaxed now and I found that we could chat easily. 

A trip to the fun fair on the common was planned for Friday afternoon after school.

Greg decided to tag along again. I had to smile when I saw him chatting to Sabine. There was something brewing there. Why not? They were both single.

"Right," I said as we got off the bus. "Shall we take it in turns standing near the entrance so that they can find us if they need any help? And they've got our numbers on their mobiles."

"I think we should stay with them. Go round in one big group," said Sabine.

What? "They'd have to queue longer for the rides that way. And they'll be waiting for ones that they don't want to go on. Trust me. I know how this works." What was the matter with her? We'd done all of the health and safety checks hadn't we? This was far safer than shopping in Oxford Street.

Greg stepped in. "How about if you take first watch and Sabine and I'll go round with the others. Even if we do keep them together there's always the chance that someone might get separated."

Half an hour later Greg came back. "I've managed to get her to let go a bit," he said. "But she's very anxious. I'll try and find out what's eating her later."

"Oh?"

He grinned. "I've fixed up a date with her for this evening."           

 

"Hi, can I have a word?" Greg and I were in the staff room the following Monday. Sabine was in a meeting with the Headteacher. She'd invited her for a coffee and a chat. "I know what's bugging her."

"You do?"

"You see, when they were playing rugby and mud-larking, and when they were at the fair on the common, we were near water. Her brother drowned during a school activities week. Instead of going to school he'd taken himself to the local river. No one had queried it because all of the local schools were doing activities that week. The teachers at his school had just assumed he was ill. That's why she was so anxious."

That was even worse than what happened to me on a school trip to London. I became separated from my friend. When I met up again with the teachers they had to get the police involved. We eventually found Maureen. She'd been mugged and all of her money had been taken. She didn't die like Sabine's brother had but she was never the same again afterwards. And I never again liked shopping.

 

A few moments later Sabine came back from the Head's office.

"So how was old Baxter?" I asked. "I hope she didn't talk you to death."

"No. She was fine. She was very kind. She suggested another year we might try the open air museum. Where they have a lot of historic houses?"

I nodded. That would be safe. There was no water there.

"And I've been thinking; we can probably fit in a visit to a shopping centre on the London day next time." Nobody would drown at White City, would they? And it wouldn't be too difficult to keep people safe from pickpockets or worse there.

Surely we could think of lots of places that weren't near water, even though our town's near the sea.

Perhaps I'll soon get the courage to tell Sabine why I don't like shopping. Hopefully then Sabine will understand my perspective as well as I now understand hers.  

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