Mary
gave a wide open-mouthed yawn as she padded slowly up the stairs to the second
floor. The 150-year-old stairs creaked as her fluffy slippers trod a well-worn
path to her bed. She stalled on the 5th stair, wondering if she had locked the
front door.
‘Bad
luck if I haven’t. I’m too tired to care. If we get burglars, I hope they do
some housework before the family arrives tomorrow. Thank god Christmas is just
once a year. I couldn't do this gig more often. I’m getting too old for this
rigmarole,’ she muttered to herself.
She climbed into her welcoming bed, the blankets tossed about as she had left
them that morning, with no time to straighten it up. Husband Mike wasn't
bothered with a messy bed as he lay snoring, exhausted from a busy day. He’d
tried to fix the toilet cistern on the 3rd floor, and there was an ongoing,
work-in-progress ‘garden’ on the rooftop. It put a jungle to shame, but at
least it was a bit of greenery. One
never knew what surprises they would find growing in the maze of potted
tropical branches and broad leaves.
Not-so-soft snoring could be heard from the second floor,
otherwise a beautiful quietness filled the air in the rest of the house, which
was a great relief to those on the 1st floor.
‘At
last! I thought they’d never settle!’
‘What
a day!’
‘I’m
exhausted. How will we get through tomorrow, for pity's sake?’
‘The
same way we do every year. With
resilience, patience, and sheer grit.’
'Resilience
is the same as sheer grit, isn't it?'
'You've
been looking at that thesaurus again, haven’t you?'
I
snuck a look before it was wrapped…'
'Fair
enough. I checked out that new game Tommy is getting, too. That’ll keep him
quiet for hours…hopefully…'
'You
wish!'
'One
can only hope!'
As the banter of the baubles, bells and various
paraphernalia that hung on the 7-foot Christmas tree continued its hum, up on
the third floor, a pair of eyes peeked over the blankets.
'At
last!' Tommy sighed, and as quietly as possible, slipped out of bed and opened
his bedroom door. Being well-skilled in
midnight feasts and fridge raids, and having lived his nine years in the
characteristic terrace house in London, Tommy knew exactly which floorboards
made the most noise, so he also made a well-worn path down the stairs.
'Shhh!'
'What?'
'Did
you hear that?'
'What?'
Creaking…someone’s
awake…'
'Probably
going to the loo.'
'No,
they’ve gone straight past the loo… they’re on their way down here.'
'Are
you telling me you know what creak belongs to what floor?'
'Absolutely…
don't you?'
'Pfft!'
The
living room door slowly opened.
'Who….?'
'Ohhhh,
what’s he doing down here??'
'Who??
I can't see a thing. I’m facing the fire and have a pine needle in a very
uncomfortable place…'
'Oh,
the little bugger!'
'Who??'
'Will someone tell
me what’s going on? I’m facing the window and I can't see a thing either!'
The
Christmas Fairy Ginger has the best view and revels in her position despite her
fear of heights. 'It’s Tommy!'
'Noooo!'
Tell
him to go back to bed. He’s eight hours early!'
'What’s
he doing?'
'He
messing up the presents, that’s what!'
'Tell
him to bugger off!. He’ll stir the cat and then all hell will break loose!'
Tabitha
had been sleeping soundly in her basket, having promised not to mess with the
tree. The lure of the fireplace was far too tempting, so she was on her best
behaviour. But when that paper began to
rustle, her ears twitched.
'Ohhh
dear God…please don’t wake the cat.'
'She
wouldn’t dare….'
'Oh
yes, she would!'
She
gave me a good swipe today and nearly knocked me off the tree. Those claws are
sharp!'
'Well,
if she climbs up anywhere near me, it’s all over. I don’t fancy plunging to my
demise after how long it took to get me up here. Mary worked for hours to get
the tree ‘just so’. You know what she’s
like.'
'Never
mind your demise, the whole bloody
tree is going to fall.'
'Tommy! Go.. Back. To. Bed!' Ginger
hissed.
'He’s
after his present!'
'He’s
found it.'
I
don’t believe it! He’s unwrapping it…'
No
way!!'
So
is he going to play with it and re-wrap it and bring it back later or
something? That’s not how it works…'
'Try
telling him that…'
Anytime
now, you-know-who will be here…'
'Oh!
Is it that late?'
'Shhh…listen…'
There
was a faint sound of bells ringing outside.
Tommy
looked up, eyes squinting with suspicion.
Santa
appeared in the lounge doorway, his eyes sparkling with mischief and the
after-effects of an eggnog.
Tommy
gasped.
'Well,
well…what do we have here then?'
'Oh….' Tommy uttered.
'I
think we’ll wrap that up again,' Santa clicked his fingers and the present
re-wrapped itself, 'Now, young Tommy, I think you need to get back to
bed…hmmm?'
Tommy
was speechless.
'Quickly,
off you go…'
Tommy
scuttled away faster than Maude, the mouse on the 2nd floor.
Santa
winked at Ginger. 'Hello up there. I'm glad to see you have your top spot back
again this year, Ginge.'
'I
don’t like the height, but the view is good.'
How
are you all doing? Is the cat behaving?'
'We’re
all the better for seeing you,' they said in unison.
'You’ve
saved the day or night, shall we say?'
'Well,
I'd best get on with business. Before the cat wakes up and ruins everything. I
bought her some treats if she stirs.'
'How
has your year been?'
'How's
your wife?'
'I’m
busier than ever. I’m now getting emails and posts on socials. I need a
secretary to keep up! Mrs Claus is doing very well, and I’ve got a new helper
in the workshop. He’s marvellous!'
As Santa placed the last present at the foot of the tree, he
tapped his red nose and bid farewell., Take care, my friends. I’ll see you next
year!'
'Adios!
au revoir, see you later!'
That
magic sound of sleep blanketed the house, but a pair of eyes remained open on
the 3rd floor.
'Has
he gone yet?' Tommy murmured.
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