Sunday, 24 March 2019

Leaving a Tip

By Richard Hough

cold coffee


A lady in her mid seventies, with thoughtful eyes, sits staring out of the window of the coffee shop. The loneliness in her heart is almost tangible as she reflects on an issue known only to her.
She is dressed in a hooded, beige overcoat which was only recently hanging on the rails of one of the better stores. Clearly feeling the cold of a blustery, February morning, she has the buttons done up to her neck around which is tied a blue and white scarf.
Black leather gloves conceal her hands which I imagine to be smooth to match her face, the only exposed skin on view. Loose fitting trousers match her gloves in colour though her tan shoes seem a little out of place.
Next to her chair is a concession to her age. The walking frame is triangular in shape with one side removed to enable access to the handles. There is a wheel on each on the three points.
Finishing off her small coffee, she reaches into her black handbag and pulls out what appears to be a pistol. When the waiter approaches to begin clearing the table, she raises the gun and fires it once at the cake cabinet. As the waiter dives to the floor the old lady mutters “bloody shoddy service!” and replaces the revolver into her bag.
She edges gingerly forwards from her seat and manoeuvres herself into the walking frame, unable to fully straighten her back. With a huge effort, she shuffles out into the cold air and slowly disappears.

Saturday, 23 March 2019

Lily and the Birds


by Jenny Palmer 

breakfast tea

‘Let’s go out today,’ Lily suggested, when the new girl arrived one Monday morning. ‘I’m sick of looking at these four walls.’
She knew Jean would be only too willing to oblige, even if it did mean pushing the wheelchair. She wished she’d be a bit more careful over the kerbs, though. Sometimes she had the feeling the wheelchair was running away with her.  
            Lily lived in a one-bedroom flat just off Church Street. It wasn’t what she was used to. She used to live in a large house, full of family, and family pets. But her husband was long dead, and all her family grown. Her son called in from time to time but he lived out of town. Still she had friends she could call if she wanted a chat and she had the birds. The budgies were her pride and joy:  one blue and one green. 
‘Blue and green should never be seen,’ her mother used to say but budgies were invariably blue or green. Sometimes Lily didn’t know what she’d do without the birds.  They were company and she liked to talk to them. Some people didn’t understand about things like that. They had a lot to learn.
Her flat was small, but it was adequate.  At eighty-nine, Lily could get around at home with the help of the Zimmer frame.  If she went out, she had to use the wheelchair. When she’d downsized, she’d salvaged some of the furniture from the old house. She had arranged her life. There hadn’t been enough room for everything. Her nick-knacks and family photos were on the chest of drawers along with the plants. Two boys came in from the agency. They were fun.  They sometimes had dinner parties together. 
This new girl was from Australia or New Zealand?  Lily wasn’t sure. She wasn’t a nurse or a proper carer, but she did what you asked her. There was one thing, though. She seemed to have an aversion to the birds. She’d only clean them out under sufferance. It was strange for a teacher to be cleaning houses, anyway. But you never knew what young people got up to these days.
Lily was in the middle of breakfast when a piece of toast went down the wrong way and stuck in her throat. She gasped for breath and tried to cry out. She was already turning blue in the face before the girl came running out of the kitchen to see what was going on.  Jean took one look at her and thumped Lily hard on the back. Somehow or other it did the trick and the toast was dislodged.
‘You’re not supposed to hit people on the back, you know, when they’re choking,’ Lily admonished afterwards. ‘You’re supposed to stand behind them and squeeze them on their stomach.’
She didn’t want to say too much. The girl had saved her life, after all.  
How life had changed! Lily had always been a busy person. She’d married young and had her children early. There’d never been a spare moment, especially after her husband had died, leaving her with two children to bring up.   She’d trained as a nurse and ended up becoming a matron. It had paid her a good salary and given her a reasonable pension. At least she could pay for help if need be. Thankfully, these days, the government had a policy of keeping people in their own homes.
Jean had claimed the job was a welcome change from all the travelling she’d been doing.  She’d been all round Europe and Morocco, visiting historic sights, haggling in Arabic bazaars and meeting all sorts of people. She’d apparently spent Christmas in Marrakech and New Year in the Atlas Mountains and by the time she’d got to London, her money had run out. She’d signed up with the agency and now worked for Lily two days a week and cleaned houses for another two. Working for Lily wasn’t hard. All she had to do was heat up a few meals and do a bit of shopping and cleaning.    
They both liked a bargain. When they went out, they headed for the charity shops. Jean was saving up for her return trip. She didn’t to want to waste money on new clothes. Lily could always do with something new for the house. 
 ‘Do be careful over the kerbs,’ said Lily. ‘This is a very bumpy ride. I’d rather not be tipped onto the pavement, if you don’t mind.’
‘It’s alright,’ said Jean. ‘I know what I’m doing.’
‘Let’s go in here,’ said Lily, as soon as she spied the Oxfam shop.
‘You go on in and have look round,’ she said, as soon as they got inside. ‘I’ll stay here and have a chat.’
Jean wandered around the shop, while Lily caught up on the gossip. After a while she came back with a pair of trainers, a shirt and a china teapot for Lily. They stopped off at the pet shop on the way back to get some cuttlefish for the birds.
‘They do like their little treats, you know,’ Lily said. ‘They are just like humans. They understand if you talk to them.  It’s the same with plants. They like encouragement too. They grow better if you talk to them.’
Lily had plants growing everywhere, on the dresser, on shelves, hanging from hooks in the ceiling. Her flat was like a tropical greenhouse.
One morning Jean arrived to find Lily in a state of dismay.
‘It’s the birds,’ she cried.  ‘There is something wrong with them, I’m sure. I can’t hear them. Can you have a look?’
Jean uncovered the cage. One of the birds was lying flat on the bottom of the cage. It was clearly dead. The other was sitting on its perch. It wasn’t uttering a sound and looked distinctly sickly. 
‘Don’t worry,’ Jean said. ‘I’ll take them to the pet shop. I’m sure they’ll be able to fix them.’
‘There’s not much we can do,’ the pet shop owner said. ‘That one is definitely dead and the other won’t last long by the looks of things. They’ve probably caught a virus. I can replace them for you. Given the circumstances, I’ll give you two for the price of one.’
Jean recognised a bargain when she saw one. She bought two new budgies, one green and one blue, to replace the old ones and took them back home to Lily.
‘There,’ she said.  ‘They are alright now. I told you they’d be able to do something at the pet shop.’
In a supreme effort, she stood in front of the cage and spoke out loud.   
‘You’re alright now, aren’t you?’
‘Cheap’ went the birds, ‘Cheap.’   

About the author

Jenny Palmer has published two memoirs Nowhere better than home and Pastures New,’ a family history Whipps, Watsons and Bulcocks: a Pendle family history, 1560-1960, available from the Pendle Heritage Centre, Barrowford and a collection of short stories ‘Keepsake and other stories’ available on Amazon.  Her short stories appear on the Cafelit website, in the Best of Café lit anthologies 3, 5 and 6 and in Citizens of Nowhere.  She is about to publish her first collection of poems.                                                            



Friday, 22 March 2019

The Vagrant - up-and-down-and-out


by Stephanie Simpkin

coffee to go 


It, was, a cold, very crisp, bright, sunny, November morning.

The young woman, on her way, to work, wearing sunglasses, carrying, a coffee.

She saw, the tramp ahead, in his usual spot, by a heat outlet. He’d been there, for quite a while, weeks, maybe months.

Long, filthy, matted hair, a dirty beard (dirty everything) lying on piles of bubble wrap, a few badly, stained blankets.

She often, brought him, hot drinks, soup, sandwiches. She, never, gave him money. He might buy Meths, or worse. But, she would buy him a duvet, and a woolly hat. It was now, getting cold, especially, at night.

He always mumbled, his thanks. He never looked up. She tried, talking to him. He just grunted.

Today, the 1st of November, was, a very, bad day for her. A year ago, to the day, she had received the worse news, ever. The death of her beloved, older brother, Sam.

Keep yourself busy, she, told herself sharply. Take your mind off things.

She had, a very successful, career, which she loved. She’d just been made a junior partner, (the youngest, ever) at a very prestigious law firm,in Lincolns Fields.

She couldn’t concentrate. It was Friday afternoon. She gathered her papers and  her mobile and  stuffed them, into her huge bag, and left, the building.

She pulled her collar up, it was chilly, for autumn. She saw the tramp, just, sitting there. She stopped. “What’s your name”? she asked softly. No one had asked him before, at least, not for months.


“I don’t know!” he replied. She thought, she detected, an American accent. “You, from the States?” she asked.

“Must be, I don’t know, can’t remember, anything.” Slowly, he looked up. Startling, bright, cornflower blue, eyes peered out, of his filthy, bearded face.

She took a deep breath, the frosty air and cleared her mind.

“Get up!” She said quietly.

“What!”

“Get up! Stand up, now! You are coming with me”.

“Why, where?”

“Get up!” she shouted. People, were staring.

“What about my stuff?”

“Leave it!”

He stood up slowly, he was tall, 6’1” – 6’2”.

She prodded him to the kerb, raised her hand. A black taxi stopped.

The driver saw the tramp, and tried to drive off. She opened the door. "Triple fare," she said, pushing the tramp, into the cab. “The nearest, super market, the nearest Premier Inn, please!”

The cab pulled away.

At Tesco’s, she got out.  “Stay here!” she said, sharply.

She bought, a track suit, socks, underwear, tee-shirts, a warm jumper, shampoo, deodorant, a tooth brush, toothpaste, razor.

Shoes: she didn’t know his size. He was tall. She guessed, a size ten.

The cab, dropped them off, at a Premier Inn.

“Keep, out of sight.” she hissed. She booked a room and pushed him quickly into the lift.

“Right, take this bag, have a goodnight' s sleep and take a shower. I will be back, at nine tomorrow, we’ll have breakfast together.”

“Thank you! Why, are you doing this, for me, am I dreaming, is this real?”

“I will tell you tomorrow. Here’s sixty quid. Get a haircut and a burger!”

“No! I can’t!”

“Take it!”

Nine o’clock Saturday morning, she knocked on his door.

The door opened. She took a step back.

The tall, thirtyish, good-looking, blue eyed, clean shaven, young, man. Hair, cut short.

“My God! Come, Premier, breakfast.”

He smiled, showing perfect, white, dazzling, teeth.

“My name's Samantha, I’ll call you Sam, ok?”

“Yea! Why, you helping me!”

“My wonderful, brother, came home from Afghanistan, a broken man, both mentally, and physically scarred. The army couldn’t help him. No one could. He was a shell, of his former self, PTSD, diagnosed, and, chronic Q fever”.

“Sorry, Q fever?”

“Q fever, requires, months of antibiotic treatment. It’s caught from animal faeces, the MoD denied wrong doing. He saw his two buddies get their heads blown off in an ambush. Then, the survivors guilt.”

 “One day, he disappeared, without a trace. I went to the police, the army. Eventually, I found a private detective. Nothing, zero.”

“I got a phone call, a year ago yesterday. He had, been found, dead, on a pavement, in Scotland, hypothermia. He had, become a tramp, a vagrant! I tried getting the coroner to look into his death. He wouldn’t. I am a lawyer. Even I could do nothing.”

“How, did they find you?”

“The only, item on his body, only possession, his army ID card”.

“I saw you, yesterday, if, someone, had stopped, helped, him, taken the trouble, he might still be alive today.”

“You must remember, something?”

“Well, yea! I woke up in a hospital, in Charring Cross. I had no phone, no wallet, not even loose change. I was wearing a tee-shirt, jeans, and sneakers.”

“The doctors couldn’t tell, if I had been mugged, or fallen, my head cracked open. I had amnesia. “Eventually, I recovered, physically. No memory, not even my name. The police came, no luck, I hadn’t, been reported missing.”

“ No ID! Some social workers, tried to help, they were good to me, they found me a place at a half-way house, sort of hostel. I found a few casual, part time jobs, kitchen porter, cleaner. Cash in hand, no national insurance card.

“I left the hostel, it was full, of down and outs, yea!”

“ At first, I earned just enough, for food. When I went back to the hostel, I had lost my place. I tried keeping myself clean, I found beds  sometimes, slept in churches, doorways, anywhere, everywhere. Then, I was sacked, four months, of sleeping rough, a nightmare.

“People, spat at me and swore. Some were kind, like you. They gave me money, hot drinks and  food. I moved about. I was, moved on. They didn’t allow me into, MacDonald's. One kind café owner, brought me food, I always stood outside, insisted on paying.

“I survived, it was relatively safe near where you worked. But, I had enough. Yesterday, I decided to end it all, Jump in to the Thames. It was so cold, at night, enough. Then, you, came along. Fate.  Luck!”

“Your family, a wife, a girlfriend, friends, someone, must have missed you, somewhere, surely?”

“Don’t know, really don’t!”

“Right, I have a friend. She works, in a brain trauma unit.  I will get you some help, I promise”.

She let him move into her spare room. All her friends told her she was mad. He could be violent, a murderer, a rapist, a thief.

He cleaned her flat, cooked, shopped. She came home from work to tasty hot meals, not takeaways.

It was hard for her, hard for them. Was he married? Did he have children? Who, was he?

This couldn’t, go on indefinitely. He saw various doctors, a shrink and  a hypnotist. There was no progress. Was, he for real, her brain asked. Her heart, said yes. Three weeks later, he told her, he was leaving, that it wasn’t fair on her. She had spent a fortune on his private health care.

She sat him down, poured a large drink, for both of them. Sinatra’s mellow tones. Suddenly, he sat bolt upright, “New York “ he shouted. "New York," sang Sinatra.

“Brad, my names Brad, Brad-----"

She took a photo of him on her mobile and emailed, it to her best friend, who worked on the New York Times. Told her, his story. Front page, news.

Two days later, his sister had rung the Times. "Has he got blue eyes?” she’d asked.

The full story, Bradley Holmes, New Yorker. Very, successful corporate lawyer. Thirty-five, unmarried, in Paris on business. Decided to make, an unscheduled stop. Euro Star to London, a bit of sight-seeing for the weekend. He’d checked out of the hotel, left his suitcase, in the porter’s store. One last stroll, then home.

His sister, his friends, his bosses were all looking, for clues in Paris. The French police checked the hotels and found out he had left. Missing without a trace.

The problem nowadays: data protection, the banks, the airlines, even the police, and, hospitals. You could die, be ill, data protection, rules! Who, is it protecting?

Brad, became, like her brother and  she another sister to him.

 He got married, had kids, and she was the children’s Godmother. She loved his wife.

 She got married.  He loved her husband. He stayed with her and she stayed with him, The became  like a proper family.  

Life went on, every November 1st, no matter, where they were in the world, there was an email or a  phone call. Neither of them, would, ever, forget.




Thursday, 21 March 2019

Someone Being Observed by Someone Else




by Stephen Bowman

Arabic tea

Here it comes.   Number 42.    Good.   This will be my eleventh lesson.    Think I’m coming on OK.    Teacher’s quite patient anyway.      Sometimes laughs at some of  the English expressions I’ve picked up.      OKEY DOKEY   LOVELY JUBLY   English....................... interesting language.      
          
British buses!      Quite strange.   Everyone sits still, bolt upright, not saying a word, minding their own business.        Sorry.   Sorry.    That’s all I hear      Oh, sorry.    What’s the matter with them?    Why can’t they relax?    Chat with the people next to them.

The place where I come from they call the Middle East.       Middle East!    How’s it Middle East?    To me it’s home.       Think that’s to do with the British Empire.    From what I’ve read it’s all to do with where you find yourself in relation to Gt. Britain.   Near East.   Middle East.   Far East.      Anything to the west was called “The West.”  

What a strange language really, and they keep saying, Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou,  They give somebody something and say Thankyou. 

There’s someone who has been looking at me for this whole bus trip.   Almost as though I’m under observation.   I know I’m different from him.   My skin’s darker than his.  My clothes are a bit different from his.     Why does he keep looking at me and, more than that, why does he seem to be trying to make out that he’s not looking at me?

I wonder if he’s doing an assignment for some sort of writing class he goes to?       An older type person.  Must be retired.   Thinks I’m some sort of exhibit. 
 
There it is again, our eyes met and he looked away.  
 
I’ve been here almost a year now.    It’s a good country, just a bit different from what I’m used to.    Continual reference to the weather.     Cold today.     Nice and sunny today.   Cor, bit hot today!       Hot!     They don’t know what hot is, they wouldn’t last an afternoon in my country.

Oh, no! He’s writing something down now.        I knew it!        A would-be writer.      I’m getting off the bus soon.  We’re nearly there.

Oh, don’t say he’s getting off as well.   No, he’s just getting up to let someone else  off.      Just listen to the words..... Thankyou,     thankyou.     Sorry,    Thankyou.  English!
                                                                                                           

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

Soap Bubbles

by James Bates

iced camomile tea


My daughter hands me the soapy wand and says, "Here, Mom, your turn." I take it from her and dip it in the solution before whipping it through the air. Allie watches mesmerized as the bubbles form and begin to float away. Then she's all motion as she bolts from my side, running after them, giggling, trying to catch them before they pop and disappear.
            Next to me Dad stands watching, arthritic and crippled by the years, yet eyes twinkling with life as he remembers, I can tell, when he and I both played this game. Gently, I touch his arm and hand him the wand. He takes it and reverently holds it for a moment, taping it in his open hand. Then he confidently immerses it in the solution and, like an orchestra conductor with his baton, he moves it with subtle grace in a sweeping arc through the air. We watch as the bubbles come alive and go streaming, floating out on the soft, summer breeze, carrying with them joyful memories of long ago when I was a child and we shared happiness like this together.
            Next us, Allie is still, but for only a second. Then in a flash she takes off running with wild abandon, laughing and chasing our bubbles, while Dad leans his tired body against mine and we both watch, grinning from ear to ear.

Abut the author 

Jim's research finds that soap bubbles first appeared in Flemish Paintings over 400 years ago. In the 1940's the Chicago company Chemtoy began selling bubble solution to the public and it's been popular with kids (and grownups) ever since. If you like this or other of his stories you can check them out on his blog: www.theviewfromlonglake.wordpress.com.

Tuesday, 19 March 2019

The Meaning of Friendship



by David Gower

dry sherry


I just need to finish off a couple of e-mails and then I can show you what to do. It might sound a bit slushy to you but it is comes from a lifetime’s experience. As I write you might see the real meaning of friendship to me.

Dearest Kate

It felt so strange and I thought it was only me but I heard on the radio this week that the biggest number of people looking for love is us – the baby boomers. It seems that we still have the thrill and excitement, the butterflies in the tummy and the nervousness of first meeting just as we did when we were teenagers.

I am so glad that you feel it too. I thought it was only me being silly and not accepting my age. I remember how when I thought anyone aged 40 was old and I always seemed to be going to funerals? I realise now that adults then had much harder lives and it was no wonder that they popped their clogs early. What an odd expression. No wonder foreigners find the English language a puzzle.

How kind you have been to me since we first knew that each other existed. I remember the day that I swiped your picture on my phone. My friend dared me to register on the website that was on TV. You would never believe how many strange characters we found. Someone even tried to tell me they had money and needed my bank details to get their fortune out of  their homeland. Another one told me I had won a lottery I had never entered. It made us wonder about who they were but when I saw your picture and read how you had described yourself I knew. It was like the adverts say ‘you were the one’. I told my friend that you looked like ‘the one’. How right I was since you replied to my first nervous message I have felt a special link between us. That is why you can have my details, that is why I trust you as a friend.

I feel that I know so much more about you and I am excited at the thought of meeting face to face although there is sadness that before we met up I have to go straight to Dad’s and arrange all the matters for the funeral and probate. It is lovely of you to offer to be with me but Dad was a very private man so it will be just me, the undertaker and the vicar. Dad was always a stiff upper lip chap and would want me to be the same.

I need someone like yourself at a time like this - your friendship and the kind words in your messages mean so much to me and you seem to understand my loss having become an ‘orphan’ just like me. We are both alone in the world now and how much I wish I could be with you this very minute.

My travel plans were almost ruined when my briefcase was taken with my cards but luckily my passport was at home safe and sound. I thought I could scrape enough to cover the air fare and accommodation on the trip from Sydney but the insurance says there will be a delay in paying me back and the bank says I left my pin numbers written down. I have no memory for all these codes and passwords. I had to be helped to log on to meet you by my friend. How sad is that? How glad I am that I never did any bank stuff on the phone, what if I had lost that too?

Having to budget for the funeral and other costs leaves me as they say embarrassed but I will have to manage as best I can until the estate is settled. The arrangements for the funeral cannot be changed at such short notice.

It was really kind of you – an act of friendship to offer to help out. I have to overcome my reluctance and accept. You must let me make it up to you when we meet. Do I sound forward? I do hope not but I am hopeful that we might start afresh together when I am back in the UK to settle. Our friendship means so much to me.

I am so looking forward to seeing you and starting life anew. I know you have estimated how much the flight and a hotel in Singapore for a couple of days should be and I will let you know when the transfer arrives safely.

What would I do without you having found someone so dear in such an unexpected way? You are a friend indeed.

Love from far away but with you soon

Tony

SEND

Dearest Andrew

It felt so strange and I thought it was only me but I heard on the radio this week that the biggest number of people looking for love is us – the baby boomers. It seems that we still have the thrill and excitement, the butterflies in the tummy and the nervousness of first meeting just as we did when we were teenagers.

You get the picture? Remember, never be greedy; once the money arrives close the account and start the next identity on your list.

The meaning of friendship in this line of work is money.